BOFH -- : If the meatbags can't agree on aircon, AI will decide for them -- Episode 7 -- How were we to know Bikram Choudhury was in the training data? -- BOFH

13 minutes ago

Tech support chap's boss got him out of jail so he could finish a job -- On Call -- The right person for the job didn't have the right passport for the job -- Columnists -- 10 Apr 2026

13 minutes ago

Months-old Adobe Reader zero-day uses PDFs to size up targets -- Malicious PDFs abuse legit features to harvest system data and decide which victims get a 2nd-stage payload -- Cyber-crime

19 hours ago

Anthropic: All your zero-days are belong to Mythos -- Hasn't released it to the public, because it would break the internet - in a bad way -- Security

2 days ago

Iran cyber actors disrupting US water, energy facilities, FBI warns -- Your PLCs aren't internet-connected, right? Right?! -- Security

2 days ago

Cloudflare, GoDaddy team up to curb AI bot brigades -- Pair backs scraper blocking and standards to separate trusted agents from bad bots -- AI + ML -- 07 Apr 2026

2 days ago

AWS CEO: It's funny when people ask me if AI is overhyped -- Matt Garman sounds the alarm but plays down the SaaS-pocalypse at Human[X] -- AI + ML -- 07 Apr 2026

2 days ago

Hundreds of orgs compromised daily in Microsoft device code phishing attacks -- Who needs MFA when you've got EvilTokens? -- Cyber-crime -- 07 Apr 2026

2 days ago

Cryptographers place $5,000 bet whether quantum will matter -- The time is maybe

16 hours ago

Months-old Adobe Reader zero-day uses PDFs to size up targets -- Malicious PDFs abuse legit features to harvest system data and decide which victims get a 2nd-stage payload

11 hours ago

Amazon put a filesystem on S3; I showed up with a test suite and bad intentions -- The core product is solid and priced fairly

19 hours ago

Microsoft locks out VeraCrypt and WireGuard devs, blames verification process -- No emails, no warnings, no humans – just bots, catch-22s, and a 60-day appeals queue

16 hours ago

Britain's biggest nuclear site skips competition, hands SAP £33M to start ERP switch -- Sellafield says sticking with German giant is only way off legacy ECC before support runs dry -- Databases

1 hour ago

Fewer than 3 in 10 register for HMRC's Making Tax Digital shake-up -- Most sole traders and landlords ignore marketing campaigns, though fines are coming -- Public Sector

1 hour ago

AWS ponders selling its home-grown chips by the rack-load, has almost sold out AI capacity - Annual CEO letter reveals two customers want all Graviton servers, huge drone rollout, a million robots, and more megalomania - Systems - 10 Apr 2026 - |

4 hours ago

South Korea introduces universal basic mobile data access -- Everyone gets unlimited 400 Kbps access, oldies get expanded caps, and leaky telcos get their social license back -- Public Sector

5 hours ago

Microsoft cuts cloudy desktop prices by 20 percent, warns they'll wake up slowly -- Just in time to get buyers thinking as physical PC prices rise -- PaaS + IaaS

9 hours ago

Chatbots are great at manipulating people to buy stuff, Princeton boffins find -- Urge restraints before AdLand does this without appropriate disclosures -- AI + ML

11 hours ago

Anthropic will let your agents sleep on its couch -- Want to run your business on autopilot? For better or worse, Managed Agents might help with that -- AI + ML

14 hours ago

Google wants more Intel inside ... its datacenters, taps Chipzilla for more SmartNICs - Custom ASIC biz now running at a $1B annual pace for Intel - PaaS + IaaS - 09 Apr 2026 - |

15 hours ago

Crypto? Huh. Good gawd y'all, what is it good for? $45M in this case -- Cops bust latest scam, return $12m to bilked victims -- Cyber-crime

15 hours ago

World's smallest violin spotted at Amazon HQ as exec pay packets deflate -- C-suite forced to take sandwiches into work, cycle home -- CxO

16 hours ago

Amazon rewards loyal Kindle devotees by closing the book on old e-readers - Updated - To 'minimize disruption,' Bezoscorp offers a 20% discount on new hardware you didn't want

16 hours ago

AWS: Agents shouldn't be secret, so we built a registry for them -- Your agent will be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, and numbered -- AI + ML

16 hours ago

'Several dozen' high-value corporations hit by new extortion crew in helpdesk phishing spree -- Possible link to Mr. Raccoon's claimed Adobe break-in -- Cyber-crime

16 hours ago

Deere oh Deere: Tractor repair row heads for $99M settlement -- FTC lawsuit lingers, while encouraging signs point to Iowa bill succeeding too -- On-Prem

17 hours ago

Spark creator bags computing gong for making big data a little bit smaller - ACM salutes Databricks co-founder Matei Zaharia with $250K prize - Software - 09 Apr 2026 - |

12 hours ago

Nutanix to add KubeVirt support to run VMs on K8s at the edge -- Exclusive -- Arm support is on the agenda, too, because AI is going to run on everything -- Virtualization

18 hours ago

Chevin pulls the handbrake on FleetWave software after security scare -- UK and US customers stuck waiting after fleet management SaaS vendor took affected environments offline -- Security -- 09 Apr 2026

11 hours ago

Peace President's Iran war piles more pain on already battered PC market -- Memory costs were already through the roof - now freight's spiking too, and budget systems face extinction -- Personal Tech

20 hours ago

Security researchers tricked Apple Intelligence into cursing at users. It could have been a lot worse -- Wash your mouth out with digital soap -- Security

21 hours ago

CoreWeave Takes As Much Financial Engineering As It Does Datacenter Design

12 hours ago

Contemplating Meta's Homegrown MTIA Compute Engine Roadmap

1 day ago

Most Neoclouds, Sovereigns, And Enterprises Will Buy, Not Build, Their AI Stacks

2 days ago

Broadcom And Google Benefit Mightily From Anthropic's Meteoric Growth

2 days ago

The developer who came in from the cold and melted a mainframe - Who, Me? It's not just machines that need proper HVAC

1 day ago

Microsoft developer chief Julia Liuson is logging off -- Departure may accelerate further AI-centric moves for programming tools -- Software

21 hours ago

Zephyr Energy loses £700K in cyber hit that rerouted contractor payment -- Attackers slipped into the process and redirected funds, leaving the company scrambling to recover the cash -- Cyber-crime

22 hours ago

UK.gov's top tech jobs pay more than prime minister earns -- DSIT hiring directors general with packages reaching £260K plus pension -- Public Sector

23 hours ago

Capita's pension portal exposes civil servants' private data -- As if the backlog, the bugs, and the chatbot fixes weren't enough -- Public Sector

23 hours ago

UK to spend £15M on AI-powered crime mapping in knife violence crackdown -- Home Office hopes tech will help cops target hotspots as ministers push to halve offenses -- AI + ML

1 day ago

Microsoft software resale appeal catches eye of £3.5B class action -- Court of Appeal hearing in ValueLicensing dispute may shape parallel proceedings -- Applications

1 day ago

Cloudflare previews 'EmDash' – an AI-driven rebuild of WordPress in TypeScript

6 days ago

Ruby Central report reopens wounds over RubyGems repo takeover

7 days ago

Anthropic admits Claude Code users hitting usage limits 'way faster than expected'

8 days ago

Contracts are in C++26 despite disquiet over their value

9 days ago

Unpacking AI security in 2026 from experimentation to the agentic era - Cut through the noise and understand the real risks, responsibilities, and responses shaping enterprise AI today. Webinar Promo

2 hours ago

Sticky-note security turned gym into hall of '80s horrors - PWNED - Even fitness equipment is vulnerable to mischief makers these days - Security - 09 Apr 2026 - | 55

2 hours ago

Atlassian gussies up Confluence for the AI era -- Helps employees present data in Confluence in various ways -- AI + ML

1 day ago

How Gartner will help accelerate and scale your AI strategy - Feeling stuck with your AI initiatives? Gartner has the answer - Sponsored Post

18 hours ago

Storage news ticker – April 9

13 hours ago

Wasabi relieves Seagate of Lyve Cloud business

15 hours ago

WEKA claims Nvidia CMX support plays to its strengths

15 hours ago

DDN hires Chief Revenue Officer

1 day ago

DARPA looking for battery that could power a laptop for months -- Drawback: it's radioactive -- Science

1 day ago

Call your existing automation 'zero-token architecture' to become an instant agentic AI wiz -- Kubernetes luminary Kelsey Hightower thinks IT pros need to get smart about thriving in a world that's trying to hide deep tech -- On-Prem

1 day ago

Nvidia's Rubin GPU is likely to be late thanks to memory shortage and technical challenges -- China-bound Hopper accelerators are also likely to ship in smaller volumes than previously forecast, industry watchers say -- Systems

1 day ago

RAF eyes cheap drone-killer as Typhoon jet tests laser-guided rockets -- BAE says trials could offer cheaper way to counter uncrewed aerial threats -- Public Sector

1 day ago

Minnesota State payroll problems grew after Workday launch, auditors say - Updated - Sample testing found incorrect payments and delays after college system adopted new HR platform - SaaS - 08 Apr 2026 - | 10

21 hours ago

Talk ain't cheap: DARPA offers grants for new AI-to-AI communication protocol -- MATHBAC program wants better machine-to-machine chatter for scientific discovery -- AI + ML

1 day ago

Microsoft calls time on ASP.NET Core 2.3 on .NET Framework -- Tangled tale nears end as Redmond classifies it as a tool, not a library -- Software

1 day ago

Supermicro launches probe after staff charged with China export violations - Board-led inquiry follows indictment of two employees and a contractor over alleged diversion of Nvidia GPU servers - Systems - 08 Apr 2026 - |

1 day ago

Showing the Windows 10 desktop was the yeast they could do - Bork!Bork!Bork! Fresh and healthy, just like Windows 11 isn't - Offbeat - 08 Apr 2026 - | 32

17 hours ago

Investors are going nuclear to keep UK's AI datacenters fed -- Market watcher says money is pouring into British atomic and fusion startups amid massive energy demand -- On-Prem

1 day ago

DXC lands Metropolitan Police outsourcing deal that could climb to £1B -- Supplier will support the current Oracle E-Business Suite and lead migration to a new Oracle Fusion SaaS platform -- Databases

1 day ago

How JumpCloud unifies IT management to tame shadow AI -- Identity is the secret to ensuring enterprise network visibility in a world of shadow AI

13 days ago

Why flexibility will define the future of functionality -- Enterprise infrastructure choices shouldn't have to be hostages to compromise. Cisco FlashStack with Nutanix sets out to break the deadlock

1 month ago

Resilient, continuously active data – with no compromise -- When the gap between data generation and action is a strategic liability, it's time for a fix

1 month ago

Unlocking the hidden power of unstructured data with AI -- Hyland is helping enterprises turn their fragmented, unstructured data into governed, AI-ready intelligence

2 months ago

Virtual SG-41 project brings Nazi cipher machine to life in the browser -- Martin Gillow's 3D recreation lets users explore would-be Enigma successor's mechanics and enciphering logic online -- Offbeat

2 days ago

UK's grand plan to fuel AI with public data faces uphill battle -- Agents will look for info elsewhere unless official sources sharpen up -- AI + ML

2 days ago

Microsoft hints at bit bunkers for war zones -- President Brad Smith tells an interviewer that Microsoft is reconsidering datacenter design in light of Iran war -- On-Prem

2 days ago

Amazon rewards loyal Kindle devotees by closing the book on old e-readers -- To 'minimize disruption,' Bezoscorp offers a 20% discount on new hardware you didn't want

1 day ago

Amazon put a filesystem on S3; I showed up with a test suite and bad intentions -- The core product is solid and priced fairly

11 hours ago

Dutch healthcare software vendor goes dark after ransomware attack -- ChipSoft's website remains down but emails are functioning

18 hours ago

NHS Scotland-linked domains caught serving pr0n and dodgy sports streams -- Two practice web addresses appear to have been compromised

17 hours ago

OpenAI puts Stargate UK on ice, blames energy costs and red tape -- Sam Altman's datacenter dreams hit a wall of watts and wonkery, cooling Britain's AI ambitions

8 hours ago

Microsoft locks out VeraCrypt and WireGuard devs, blames verification process -- No emails, no warnings, no humans – just bots, catch-22s, and a 60-day appeals queue

3 hours ago

Cryptographers place $5,000 bet whether quantum will matter -- The time is maybe

3 hours ago

Western Union zaps VMware and moves to Nutanix -- South Korea's biggest theme park is also riding the VM migration roller coaster

13 hours ago

Meta's latest model is as open as Zuckerberg's private school -- You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the proprietary models, not join them!

13 hours ago

Criminal wannabes even more dangerous than the pros, says ex-FBI cyber chief -- If they don't know what they're doing, you might never get your data back

10 hours ago

Japan relaxes privacy laws to make itself the 'easiest country to develop AI' -- Opting out of personal data use won't be an option because Minister says that's a 'very big obstacle' to AI adoption -- Public Sector

2 days ago

How to navigate the storage crunch in the AI era - Watch this webinar and stop playing guessing games with your AI storage - Webinar Promo

2 days ago

Nutanix thinks some Azure cloud desktops belong on-prem to make them usable -- .NEXT -- Also asserts it can beat Cisco's homebrew hypervisor for calling apps -- Virtualization

2 days ago

Intel gets trapped in Elon's reality distortion field as it joins in megafab delusions -- Space is just the next stop on the AI hype train, right after AGI -- Systems

2 days ago

Nutanix brings its K8s to bare metal because hardware matters again - .NEXT - Expands compatibility since it's tough to buy the boxes you want right now - Virtualization - 07 Apr 2026 - | 3

1 day ago

US cybercrime losses pass $20B for first time as AI boosts online fraud -- Bots are now firmly in the toolbox, helping crooks scale old scams -- Cyber-crime

2 days ago

Russia's Fancy Bear still attacking routers to boost fake sites, NCSC warns -- 200 orgs and 5,000 devices compromised so far in Vlad's latest intelligence grab, Microsoft reckons -- Cyber-crime

2 days ago

Stack Overflow abandons redesign after loyalists criticize it -- Fabled Q&A site for devs struggles with its future as AI takes over its original purpose -- Devops

2 days ago

Artemis II snaps eclipse, Earthset shots on first crewed lunar flyby since Apollo -- Turns out deep space still looks better without AI helping -- Science

2 days ago

Break, no fix: Apple and Samsung make repairs hard -- Motorola and Google top PIRG's latest scorecard -- Personal Tech

2 days ago

Only 28% of AI infrastructure projects fully pay off, survey finds -- ITSM the area most likely to offer wins, according to Gartner research -- AI + ML

2 days ago