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What to expect at GTC 2026, aka the Burning Man of AI - From Groq-ing about tokenomics to OpenClaw and the silicon that powers it, our predictions for the hottest ticket in town

18 hours ago

Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting -- Age-verification laws target operating systems because apparently teenagers having root access is now a safeguarding crisis

22 hours ago

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge -- The Boss imagineers a new laptop spec with help from AI

18 hours ago

Why flexibility will define the future of functionality -- Enterprise infrastructure choices shouldn't have to be hostages to compromise. Cisco FlashStack with Nutanix sets out to break the deadlock

18 days ago

RAM is getting expensive, so squeeze the most from it -- Zram versus zswap – two ways to get a quart into a pint pot

18 hours ago

Inside the datacenter where the day starts with topping up cerebrospinal fluid -- Biological computing is messy and gassy – It's now cloudy, too -- Science

6 hours ago

Claude charts a new course with charts, of course -- Conversations with Anthropic's models may now be accompanied by interactive apps -- AI + ML

15 hours ago

GitHub infuriates students by removing some models from free Copilot plan -- Coding education may become a bit more challenging, but the economics lesson is free -- AI + ML

22 hours ago

AFRINIC accuses litigant of trying to 'paralyse' it -- A 'web of litigation' -- Networks

23 hours ago

'Are you freaking crazy?' Bot harasses woman, gets led away by cops -- An incident in Macau -- Offbeat

23 hours ago

Credential-stealing crew spoofs VPN clients from Cisco, Fortinet, and others -- And then they send victims to the legit VPN download to hide their tracks -- Cyber-crime

1 day ago

After years of being stood up, ARM64 Linux users finally get Chrome date -- Someone, somewhere, ticked a box on a build farm. The wait is over -- Applications

1 day ago

Microsoft veteran Rajesh Jha prepares to retire, triggers yet another reorg -- 35-year staffer comes from time before company's cloud and Copilot obsessions -- Software

1 day ago

Azure startup credits don't apply to Claude via Azure AI Foundry, reader finds – after $1,600 charge -- Gets bounced between Microsoft and Anthropic like a support ticket nobody wants to own -- AI + ML

1 day ago

NASA pencils in fresh Artemis II Moon launch attempt for April 1 -- 'When we tank the vehicle ... I would like it to be on a day that we could actually launch' -- Science

1 day ago

Interpol cybercrime crackdown leads to 94 arrests, 45,000 IP takedowns -- Operation Synergia's third season is the most productive to date -- Cyber-crime

1 day ago

AI vs AI: Agent hacked McKinsey's chatbot and gained full read-write access in just two hours - David and Goliath...but with AI agents

2 days ago

Atomic Britain: UK plans regulatory reset to boost nuclear power - It wants 'safe, cost effective, and rapid.' We say: 'Good, fast, cheap – you can have 2' On-Prem - 13 Mar 2026 - | 27

4 hours ago

NanoClaw latches onto Docker Sandboxes for safer AI agents -- exclusive -- Take your YOLO and box it up -- Security

1 day ago

Windows pays tribute to Britain's creaking rail network with a BSOD - Bork!Bork!Bork! Grappling with UK trains will send humans into Recovery too sometimes - Offbeat - 13 Mar 2026 - | 12

6 hours ago

Openreach: Fiber can sniff out leaky water pipes – if anyone bothers fixing them -- Distributed Acoustic Sensing tech uses broadband cables to pinpoint plumbing faults -- Networks

1 day ago

BOFH - : What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge - Episode 5 - The Boss imagineers a new laptop spec with help from AI - BOFH - 13 Mar 2026 - | 47

1 hour ago

AI Burning Man happens next week –what to expect at Nvidia GTC 2026 -- From Groq-ing about tokenomics to OpenClaw and the silicon that powers it, our predictions for the hottest ticket in town -- Systems

22 hours ago

Prince of PDFs, Adobe CEO Shantanu Narayen, to step down after 18 years -- Didn't say why, but for once AI may not be the reason for a lost job -- SaaS

1 day ago

Apple takes a bite out of app store fees in China -- Beijing hinted it wasn't happy with Cupertino, which weeks later made a change -- Personal Tech

1 day ago

Four Months Into Its Comeback, Zapata Stakes Its Claim In Quantum Software

1 day ago

Eridu Cuts To The AI Networking Chase With High Radix Switch System

2 days ago

HPE Works Harder And Smarter To Chase Datacenter Profits

3 days ago

We Need A Proper AI Inference Benchmark Test

4 days ago

Iran is the first out-loud cyberwar the US has fought - Kettle - Cyber is no longer the hush-hush thing it used to be, as team Trump invades Iran with hackers taking the lead

4 days ago

Perplexity: Everything is Computer, everything is AI, Computer is everything, AI is us -- Everything extends its cloud Computer to enterprises, your computer -- AI + ML

1 day ago

Medical equipment techs beg for right-to-repair lifeline -- OEM delays have become patient care delays -- On-Prem

2 days ago

Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward

1 day ago

Microsoft ships VS Code weekly, adds Autopilot mode so AI can wreak havoc without bothering you

1 day ago

JetBrains launches AI agent IDE built on the corpse of abandoned Fleet

3 days ago

Microsoft Azure CTO set Claude on his 1986 Apple II code, says it found vulns

3 days ago

Building the UK's next generation of cyber talent - Reflecting on the relaunch of the UK Cyber Team and introducing the next phase of leadership - Partner Content

3 days ago

Oracle tops up restructuring fund for FY26 by $500M -- Pot of money grows to $2.1BN for fiscal '26, as Big Red exec says AI helping smaller engineering teams do more -- AI + ML

2 days ago

Musk makes the Macrohard joke again -- The idea being that fleets of AI agents could emulate the 'function of entire companies' -- AI + ML

2 days ago

Storage news ticker - 13 March

20 hours ago

Rubrik cashes in on cyber-resilience

23 hours ago

Everpure tops SPECstorage Solution 2020 AI IMAGE benchmark charts

23 hours ago

Solidigm strikes out in new AI computer vision direction

1 day ago

Users protest as Google Antigravity price floats upward -- Google evolves its pricing for agentic AI tool, pointing devs towards on-demand credits or $250 per month Ultra plan -- AI + ML

2 days ago

Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare reaches the base case at 92 - Obit - Classicist, philosopher, wit, and one of the greatest British computer scientists of all time - Software - 12 Mar 2026 - | 58

3 hours ago

NASA probe checks out years early because this solar cycle is a real drag -- Van Allen spacecraft re-enters over the Pacific with 1 in 4,200 chance of causing injury -- Science

2 days ago

Huawei outlines practical route to "industrial intelligence" at MWC 2026 - New showcases and partner solutions aim to help organizations move AI from pilots to production - Sponsored Post

3 days ago

CISA warns max-severity n8n bug is being exploited in the wild -- No rest for project maintainers battered by slew of vulnerability disclosures -- Cyber-crime

2 days ago

Fresh indie broadband provider incoming as Google's fiber biz and Stonepeak's Astound merge -- Alphabet to remain 'significant minority shareholder' -- Networks

2 days ago

Campaigners claim NHS Palantir system could be accessed by police and immigration -- US spy-tech biz and platform provider retorts that this would be against the current law and a breach of its contract -- Databases

2 days ago

Lloyds Banking Group apps play mix-and-match with customer transactions - Updated - Some account holders see names, salaries, and child benefit payments... just not their own - Applications - 12 Mar 2026 - | 24

5 hours ago

Smart mirror shows dumb Windows in elevator - Bork!Bork!Bork! All aboard the elevator where only Microsoft knows where you're going - Offbeat - 12 Mar 2026 - | 32

1 day ago

Britain turns up the heat on homegrown ceramics for hypersonic missiles -- DSTL bets £350K the UK can cook up its own exotic materials -- Science

2 days ago

So much for power to the people – AI datacenters could jump UK grid queue -- Plan to fast-track bit barn connections leaves housing developers fuming and billpayers on the hook -- On-Prem

2 days ago

Whitehall seeks lone C++ coder to keep airport passenger model flying -- Government offers £100K to support software forecasting how travelers choose departure hubs -- Public Sector

2 days ago

Microsoft adding Xbox mode to Windows 11 - even the Professional edition - Updated - Out of the Copilot and into the fire - Personal Tech - 12 Mar 2026 - | 22

1 day ago

Meta reveals four Broadcom-built custom AI chips, claims some outperform commercial silicon - Deploying them by the gigawatt but still can't flag obvious AI slop - Systems - 12 Mar 2026 - |

2 days ago

China's CERT warns OpenClaw can inflict nasty wounds -- Like deleting data, exposing keys, and loading malicious content - which may be why Beijing has reportedly banned it -- Security

2 days ago

Atlassian to shed ten percent of staff, because AI -- Company is 'reshaping our skill mix' amid long share price slide and SaaSpocalypse whispers -- SaaS

2 days ago

Resilient, continuously active data – with no compromise -- When the gap between data generation and action is a strategic liability, it's time for a fix

18 days ago

Unlocking the hidden power of unstructured data with AI -- Hyland is helping enterprises turn their fragmented, unstructured data into governed, AI-ready intelligence

1 month ago

Why high-performance Java is becoming a business imperative -- A new generation of JVM technologies is reshaping how businesses build, deploy, and scale mission-critical Java applications.

1 month ago

Perplexity Comet hurtling toward Amazon ban -- Court issues preliminary injunction but delays it to allow an appeal -- AI + ML

2 days ago

Iran plots 'infrastructure warfare' against US tech giants -- State news published a list of nearly 30 sites that could be targeted -- Security

2 days ago

Iran-linked cyber crew says they hit US med-tech firm -- Meanwhile, Verifone says 'no evidence' to support the digital intruders' claims -- Cyber-crime

2 days ago

Most chatbots will help plan school shootings and other violence, study shows -- I see you're trying to kill children. Would you like some help with that? -- AI + ML

2 days ago

Nanny state discovers Linux, demands it check kids' IDs before booting -- Opinion -- Age-verification laws target operating systems because apparently teenagers having root access is now a safeguarding crisis

1 hour ago

District denies enrollment to child based on license plate reader data -- Automated checks raised doubts, though key questions remain unanswered

21 hours ago

Operation Lightning takes down SocksEscort proxy network blamed for tens of millions in fraud -- International cops stuck down 23 servers in 7 countries

20 hours ago

Rogue AI agents can work together to hack systems and steal secrets -- Prompt like a hard-ass boss who won't tolerate failure and bots will find ways to breach policy

12 hours ago

Microsoft Copilot now boarding your health information -- It's safe and secure, Redmond insists, but don't expect medical advice

10 hours ago

Google rushes Chrome update fixing two zero-days already under attack -- Skia graphics lib and V8 JavaScript engine brings browser's tally of actively exploited bugs to three in 2026

4 hours ago

Pentagon AI chief praises Palantir tech for speeding battlefield strikes -- Going from eight systems to one means fewer people make decisions to unleash Epic Fury

5 hours ago

RAM is getting expensive, so squeeze the most from it -- Zram versus zswap – two ways to get a quart into a pint pot

1 hour ago

White House activates Yu-Gi-Oh's trap card by using anime clip for war comms -- Franchise isn't the only one unhappy about its IP appearing in propaganda

5 hours ago

Blustering Blackbeard's PC was all at sea, sysadmin got him shipshape in seconds -- On Call -- Have you tried turning it on, never mind off and on again?

1 hour ago

Meta, international cops use handcuffs and AI to stop scammers -- 150k accounts nuked, 21 suspects arrested -- Cyber-crime

2 days ago

NASA watchdog report pokes holes in Artemis lunar lander plans -- Inspector general flags Starship risks and gaps in testing -- Offbeat

3 days ago

DR-DOS rises again – rebuilt from scratch, not open source -- Project claims legal clarity and zero legacy code, but offers binaries only -- OSes

3 days ago

How AI is boosting gender equality in high-performance racing - A virtual Driver Agent is leveling the odds for female motorsport drivers - Sponsored Post

5 days ago

ICO fines Police Scotland over data-sharing debacle in gross misconduct case -- Blue-on-blue internal investigation lands force £66k fine -- Security

3 days ago

Ig Nobel Prize flees US for Switzerland after 35 years over safety concerns -- This is not satire, but we wish it was -- Offbeat

3 days ago

Intel finds its Zen undercutting AMD with Arrow Lake refresh -- Let them eat cores -- Personal Tech

3 days ago

Ayar Labs taps Wiwynn to cram 1,024 GPUs into a photonic rack system - Exclusive - Reference design to stitch more than a thousand accelerators into a single enormous server. Systems - 11 Mar 2026 - | 6

1 day ago

Lightmatter says latest photonics will slash datacenter fiber bills in half -- Latest optical engine may not be CPO, but it's still better than pluggables -- On-Prem

3 days ago

Microsoft ships VS Code weekly, adds Autopilot mode so AI can wreak havoc without bothering you -- Google also enables auto-approval of AI agents while their documentation warns against it -- AI + ML

3 days ago

Swiss e-voting pilot can't count 2,048 ballots after USB keys fail to decrypt them -- Officials suspend Basel-Stadt trial and launch probe -- Public Sector

3 days ago

Dutch cops bust teen suspected of posing as bank staff to steal cards -- 17-year-old allegedly withdrew large sums of cash from ATMs -- Cyber-crime

3 days ago

Scottish broadband service looking a bit dreich, says UK outage study -- Subscribers north of the border suffer the most long-running failures per £100 spent -- Networks

3 days ago

Hotpatching goes default in Windows Autopatch whether you like it or not -- Microsoft insists rebootless updates are 'the quickest way to get secure' -- OSes

3 days ago

EU legal eagle says banks should refund cybercrime victims first, argue later -- Analysis -- Advocate General urges rethink of PSD2 to speed compensation after scams -- Security

3 days ago

Your datacenter's power architecture called. It's not happy -- Feature -- AI factories demand 800 volts because physics doesn't care about your upgrade budget -- On-Prem

3 days ago