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IPv6 just turned 30 and still hasn't taken over the world, but don't call it a failure - Feature - The world has passed it by in many ways, yet it remains relevant

15 hours ago

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere -- From COBOL and C to Linux and SQL, the unglamorous software that keeps the world running refuses to disappear

9 hours ago

Satellite radio transmissions are jamming telescopes and driving astronomers batty -- 'What do we need to do better?' El Reg talks to comms boss about the problem

6 hours ago

How Microsoft gave customers what they wanted: An audience with Bill Gates - Well kinda... Your call will be transferred to the next available assistant

9 hours ago

Users prompt Elon Musk's Grok AI chatbot to remove clothes in photos then 'apologize' for it -- Repeat after me: Chatbots are not sentient and have no agency -- AI + ML

1 hour ago

Headset hype meets harsh reality as Apple and Meta VR shipments fizzle in 2025 -- But how about some smart glasses instead? -- Personal Tech

3 hours ago

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella becomes AI influencer, asks us all to move beyond slop -- Exec argues we need a new metaphor focused on AI as a lever rather than a job killer -- AI + ML

1 hour ago

Bitfinex crypto thief who was serving five years thanks Trump for early release -- Netflix documentary part 2 in the works? -- Cyber-crime

5 hours ago

Cybercrook claims to be selling infrastructure info about three major US utilities -- For the bargain price of 6.5 bitcoin -- Cyber-crime

7 hours ago

Finnish cops grill crew of ship suspected of undersea cable sabotage -- EU 'closely monitoring' along with NATO as state action suspected but not confirmed -- Networks

7 hours ago

Finally - a terminal solution to the browser wars -- A full-featured, Sixel-capable terminal browser for those who'd rather skip AI assistants -- Applications

8 hours ago

Google snaps up datacenter power biz Intersect while xAI plans more capacity -- The AI era needs more juice -- Systems

9 hours ago

Brit lands invite-only Aussie visa after uncovering vuln in government systems -- Jacob Riggs is set to swap London for Sydney some time in the next year -- Security

9 hours ago

Starlink to lower orbits of thousands of satellites over safety concerns -- Move will see spacecraft shift from 550 km to 480 km as collision risks rise -- Networks

11 hours ago

LockBit takedown architect gets New Year award from King Charles -- Gavin Webb orchestrated Operation Cronos as it pulled off the legendary disruption sting -- Cyber-crime

11 hours ago

Safe CEO: AI is an assistant, not a replacement - Interview - There is no automated substitute for experienced staff, and 'if there's one thing AI has a never-ending thirst for ... it's data' AI + ML - 02 Jan 2026 - | 19

10 hours ago

BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct - Episode 25 - After the boardroom is ransacked, it's straight into Arse Covering 101

6 hours ago

The Y2K bug delayed my honeymoon ... by 17 years! -- ON CALL Y2K -- More tales of apocalypse avoided - including in an animal testing lab - and the hard work that made that possible -- Columnists

18 hours ago

Satellite radio transmissions are jamming telescopes and driving astronomers batty -- Interview -- 'What do we need to do better?' El Reg talks to comms boss about the problem -- Science

6 hours ago

Welcome to Wendy's! Before your order can be taken, you must first reset this kiosk -- Bork!Bork!Bork! -- Do you want bork with that? -- Offbeat

1 day ago

How Microsoft gave customers what they wanted: An audience with Bill Gates -- Well kinda... Your call will be transferred to the next available assistant -- AI + ML -- 01 Jan 2026

1 day ago

Nvidia DMs TSMC: Please sir can I have some more? The Chinese are starved for H200s -- GPUzilla has reportedly received orders for more than two million units -- Systems -- 31 Dec 2025

13 hours ago

US Army seeks human AI officers to manage its battle bots -- What, weekend warriors from Silicon Valley not good enough? -- Public Sector -- 31 Dec 2025

1 day ago

European Space Agency hit again as cybercrims claim 200 GB data up for sale -- As in past incidents, ESA says the impact was limited to external systems -- Cyber-crime -- 31 Dec 2025

1 day ago

IPv6 just turned 30 and still hasn't taken over the world, but don't call it a failure -- Feature -- The world has passed it by in many ways, yet it remains relevant -- Networks

2 days ago

Everybody has a theory about why Nvidia dropped $20B on Groq - they're mostly wrong -- El Reg speculates about what GPUzilla really gets out of the deal -- Systems

2 days ago

The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere -- Opinion -- From COBOL and C to Linux and SQL, the unglamorous software that keeps the world running refuses to disappear -- Software

2 days ago

Hong Kong's newest anti-scam technology is over-the-counter banking -- Funds in 'Money Safe' accounts are only available when customers appear for face-to-face verification -- Cyber-crime

2 days ago

Rebellions AI Puts Together An HBM And Arm Alliance To Take On Nvidia

10 days ago

Liquid Cooling Means More Performance And Less Heat For Supercomputing

11 days ago

HBM Supply Curve Gets Steeper, But Still Can't Meet Demand

14 days ago

Nvidia Nearly Completes Its Control Freakery With Slurm Acquisition

15 days ago

'PromptQuest' is the worst game of 2025. You play it when trying to make chatbots work - Opinion - Everything you hated about text adventure games is now being sold as a productivity tool

6 hours ago

Cybersecurity pros admit to moonlighting as ransomware scum -- Pair became ALPHV affiliates to prey on US-based clients -- Cyber-crime

2 days ago

New York's incoming mayor bans Raspberry Pi at his inauguration party -- Zohran Mamdani appears not to understand that smartphones can be used for evil -- Security

3 days ago

ServiceNow lays out possible co-CEO structure, but says no change imminent -- The ITSM outfit would join Oracle, Comcast, and Netflix in installing bunk beds in the corner office -- CxO

3 days ago

iPad kids are more anxious, less resilient, and slower decision makers -- The solution? Lock up the screens and read to your kids -- Science

3 days ago

An early end to the holidays: 'Heartbleed of MongoDB' is now under active exploit -- You didn't think you'd get to enjoy your time off without a major cybersecurity incident, did you? -- Patches

3 days ago

Banksy's Limitless limited by Windows Activation - Bork!Bork!Bork! Digital screen snafu or satirical comment on Microsoft's licensing policies? OSes - 30 Dec 2025 - | 29

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When the AI bubble pops, Nvidia becomes the most important software company overnight -- Want to survive the crash? Find another way to make money with GPUs -- AI + ML

3 days ago

Docker Hardened Images now free, devs give cautious welcome

15 days ago

GitHub to charge for self-hosted runners from March 2026

16 days ago

Cursor AI editor gets visual designer – but bugs and ever-changing UI irk developers

17 days ago

Rust boosted by permanent adoption for Linux kernel code

18 days ago

Cisco XDR in 30: Turning Security Signals Into Confident Action - How network-led Cisco XDR helps teams see threats clearly and respond faster - Sponsored Post

18 hours ago

Tis the season when tech leaders rub their crystal balls -- 2026 is the year where AI must meet ROI in the enterprise, and the key to delivering it is data governance. -- AI + ML

3 days ago

We will be cruising at 35,000 feet and failing to update our Apache HTTP Server - Bork!Bork!Bork! Now replace the autopilot with Copilot - Offbeat - 30 Dec 2025 - | 37

11 hours ago

Korean telco failed at femtocell security, exposed customers to snooping and fraud -- One cert, in plaintext, on thousands of devices, led to what looks like years of crime -- Cyber-crime

3 days ago

Project Silica's glass storage archive tech progress

10 days ago

Osmium storage analysts look ahead to 2026 and beyond

10 days ago

Optera's room-temperature spectral hole optical storage archive

12 days ago

Lenovo DE6600: The Storage Engine Built for HPC Acceleration

14 days ago

Zuck buys Chinese AI company Manus that claims it deals in actions, not words - UPDATED - 'General agents' to infuse Meta's products real soon now - AI + ML - 30 Dec 2025 - | 28

2 days ago

Nvidia spends $5B on Intel bailout, instantly gets $2.5B richer -- The deal negotiated in September locked Nvidia into a purchase price of $23 per share. Intel shares traded at $36 on Monday -- Systems

4 days ago

Indian cops cuff ex-Coinbase rep over selling customer info to crims -- There's more where that came from, CEO says -- Cyber-crime

4 days ago

Liquid cooling means more performance and less heat for supercomputing - How Lenovo Neptune became the cooling technology behind the world's greenest supercomputers - Sponsored Feature

14 days ago

Crims disconnect Wired subscribers from their privacy, publish deets online -- Extortion group Lovely claims to have stolen 40 million pieces of info from publisher Conde Nast -- Cyber-crime

4 days ago

Sam Altman is willing to pay somebody $555,000 a year to keep ChatGPT in line -- There's a big salary up for grabs if you can handle a high-stress role with a track record of turnover -- AI + ML

4 days ago

Imagine there's no AI. It's easy if you try -- Four completely non-AI-related trends that will shape the future -- Systems

3 days ago

How California built one of the world's biggest public-sector IT systems -- 20 years, multiple delays, and millions of dollars later, FI$Cal is live – mostly -- Public Sector

4 days ago

Europe's cloud challenge: Building an Airbus for the digital age -- Feature -- Countries that banded together to challenge Boeing in the air try to do the same to AWS, Microsoft, and Google on the ground -- PaaS + IaaS

4 days ago

When the lights went out, and the shooting started, Y2K started to feel all too real -- On Call Y2K -- More millennial tech support tales from your fellow readers -- Columnists

4 days ago

Former IBM CEO Lou Gerstner passes, aged 83 -- Oversaw a significant resurgence in Big Blue's fortunes during the dotcom era -- On-Prem

4 days ago

Accused data thief threw MacBook into a river to destroy evidence -- Former staffer of Korean e-tailer Coupang accessed 33 million records but may have done less damage than feared -- Cyber-crime

4 days ago

China wants to ban making yourself into an AI to keep aged relatives company -- Asia In Brief -- PLUS: Australia buys air-gapped Google Cloud; Huawei triples use of home-built components; JAXA blames low pressure for rocket crash; And more -- AI + ML

5 days ago

Death, torture, and amputation: How cybercrime shook the world in 2025 - The human harms of cyberattacks piled up this year, and violence expected to increase - Cyber-crime - 28 Dec 2025 - | 14

3 days ago

Seville: Famed for blue skies and now Blue Screens of Death -- BORK!BORK!BORK! -- Hotel guests get a blast from the past courtesy of classic Windows BSOD -- Offbeat

3 days ago

SSL Santa greets London Victoria visitors with a borked update -- Bork!Bork!Bork! -- Best not touch that screen, eh? -- Offbeat

6 days ago

Built for what's next: Arm's advantage in the AI PC era - When considering your upgrade for Windows 11, it's time to look at Arm vs x86 - It's an upgrade to improved efficiency, performance, and battery life.

1 month ago

Data sovereignty: Don't just tick the box, think outside it -- How your data strategy can fuel innovation

1 month ago

How TeamViewer builds enterprise trust through security-first design -- What to do when even your espresso machine needs end-to-end encryption

1 month ago

Bring complexity under control with enterprise-grade Kubernetes -- No, it'll probably never be a doddle – but you don't have to take the hard way when deploying Kubernetes, says Nutanix

1 month ago

Stop the slop by disabling AI features in Chrome -- The most popular desktop browser is festooned with Google AI, but you can make at least some of it go away -- AI + ML

7 days ago

From AI to analog, cybersecurity tabletop exercises look a little different this year -- Practice makes perfect -- Security

7 days ago

From video games to cyber defense: If you don't think like a hacker, you won't win - interview - In supercharged AI race, defenders need to keep up - Security - 26 Dec 2025 - | 21

4 days ago

Coming Wi-Fi 8 will bring reliability rather than greater speed -- Smarter access-point handoffs, better scheduling, fewer stalls -- Networks

7 days ago

IT team forced to camp in the office for days after Y2K bug found in boss's side project -- On Call Y2K -- The lack of trust that leads to outsourcing can be expensive -- Columnists

7 days ago

Humanoid robots are still novelty acts, but investment is surging to make them real tomorrow - Investment and interest have outpaced technology and society - AI + ML - 25 Dec 2025 - | 42

2 days ago

AMD Strix Halo vs Nvidia DGX Spark: Which AI workstation comes out on top? -- Hands On -- Two tiny boxes, 128 GB apiece – but very different strengths -- Systems

8 days ago

AI and cybersecurity: Two sides of the same coin - Practical lessons on securing AI and using AI to strengthen defence - Sponsored Post

14 days ago

You don't need Linux to run free and open source software -- Part 2 -- Alternative apps to empower older versions of macOS or Windows -- OSes

8 days ago

Salesforce's ChatGPT integration is really about stopping customers from leaking their own data -- Execs say DIY OpenAI connections risked pushing CRM data past the 'trust boundary' -- AI + ML

8 days ago

AI faces closing time at the cash buffet -- opinion -- Will businesses continue to invest in something that's shown so little return? -- AI + ML

9 days ago

Pen testers accused of 'blackmail' after reporting Eurostar chatbot flaws -- AI goes off the rails ... because of shoddy guardrails -- Security

9 days ago

Garmin autopilot lands small aircraft without human assistance - Updated - ATC: 'I don't know if you can hear me but cleared to land' AI + ML - 24 Dec 2025 - | 93

11 hours ago

US shuts down phisherfolk's $14.6M password-hoarding platform -- Crooks used platform to scoop up and store banking credentials for big-money thefts -- Cyber-crime

9 days ago

Waymo pings updates to San Francisco fleet to prevent power outage chaos 2.0 -- Meanwhile, new outages, linked to storms, are pelting the area -- AI + ML

9 days ago

Sight of Clippy, Internet Explorer scares baby -- Reg reader introduces newborn to Microsoft ugly sweater. Child not amused -- Offbeat

9 days ago

One real reason AI isn't delivering: Meatbags in manglement -- Feature -- Stuck in pilot purgatory? Confused about returns? You're not alone -- AI + ML

9 days ago

North American air defense troops ready for 70th year of Santa tracking -- A newspaper misprint began a Christmas Eve tradition joining holiday cheer with military technology -- Offbeat

9 days ago

NASA tries Curiosity rover's Mastcam to work out where MAVEN might be -- Time running out for savin' MAVEN as stricken spacecraft still silent as Mars solar conjunction nears -- Science

9 days ago

Keeping Windows and macOS alive past their sell-by date -- Part 1 -- Practical steps to make an aging operating system usable into 2026 -- OSes

9 days ago