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New York's incoming mayor bans Raspberry Pi at his inauguration party -- Zohran Mamdani appears not to understand that smartphones can be used for evil10 hours ago
Nvidia spends $5B on Intel bailout, instantly gets $2.5B richer -- The deal negotiated in September locked Nvidia into a purchase price of $23 per share. Intel shares traded at $36 on Monday1 day ago
When the AI bubble pops, Nvidia becomes the most important software company overnight -- Want to survive the crash? Find another way to make money with GPUs10 hours ago
Nvidia DMs TSMC: please sir can I have some more? The Chinese are starved for H200s -- GPUzilla has reportedly received orders for more than two million units -- Systems8 hours ago
US Army seeks human AI officers to manage its battle bots -- What, weekend warriors from Silicon Valley not good enough? -- Public Sector8 hours ago
European Space Agency hit again as cybercrims claim 200 GB data up for sale -- As in past incidents, ESA says the impact was limited to external systems -- Cyber-crime10 hours ago
Everybody has a theory about why Nvidia dropped $20B on Groq - they're mostly wrong -- El Reg speculates about what GPUzilla really gets out of the deal -- Systems15 hours ago
Hong Kong's newest anti-scam technology is over-the-counter banking -- Funds in 'Money Safe' accounts are only available when customers appear for face-to-face verification -- Cyber-crime21 hours ago
Memory is running out, and so are excuses for software bloat - Opinion - Maybe the answer to soaring RAM prices is to use less of it10 hours ago
Tis the season when tech leaders rub their crystal balls -- 2026 is the year where AI must meet ROI in the enterprise, and the key to delivering it is data governance. -- AI + ML1 day ago
Korean telco failed at femtocell security, exposed customers to snooping and fraud -- One cert, in plaintext, on thousands of devices, led to what looks like years of crime -- Cyber-crime2 days ago
Zuck buys Chinese AI company Manus that claims it deals in actions, not words -- UPDATED -- 'General agents' to infuse Meta's products real soon now -- AI + ML2 days ago
Nvidia spends $5B on Intel bailout, instantly gets $2.5B richer -- The deal negotiated in September locked Nvidia into a purchase price of $23 per share. Intel shares traded at $36 on Monday -- Systems2 days ago
Indian cops cuff ex-Coinbase rep over selling customer info to crims -- There's more where that came from, CEO says -- Cyber-crime2 days ago
Crims disconnect Wired subscribers from their privacy, publish deets online -- Extortion group Lovely claims to have stolen 40 million pieces of info from publisher Conde Nast -- Cyber-crime2 days ago
Sam Altman is willing to pay somebody $555,000 a year to keep ChatGPT in line -- There's a big salary up for grabs if you can handle a high-stress role with a track record of turnover -- AI + ML2 days ago
Imagine there's no AI. It's easy if you try -- Four completely non-AI-related trends that will shape the future -- Systems1 day ago
Rebellions AI Puts Together An HBM And Arm Alliance To Take On Nvidia8 days ago
Liquid Cooling Means More Performance And Less Heat For Supercomputing9 days ago
HBM Supply Curve Gets Steeper, But Still Can't Meet Demand12 days ago
Nvidia Nearly Completes Its Control Freakery With Slurm Acquisition13 days ago
Pizza restaurant signage caught serving raw Windows - Bork!Bork!Bork! Menu.exe not found10 hours ago
How California built one of the world's biggest public-sector IT systems - 20 years, multiple delays, and millions of dollars later, FI$Cal is live – mostly - Public Sector - 29 Dec 2025 - | 2116 minutes ago
Europe's cloud challenge: Building an Airbus for the digital age -- Feature -- Countries that banded together to challenge Boeing in the air try to do the same to AWS, Microsoft, and Google on the ground -- PaaS + IaaS2 days ago
When the lights went out, and the shooting started, Y2K started to feel all too real -- On Call Y2K -- More millennial tech support tales from your fellow readers -- Columnists2 days ago
Former IBM CEO Lou Gerstner passes, aged 83 -- Oversaw a significant resurgence in Big Blue's fortunes during the dotcom era -- On-Prem2 days ago
Accused data thief threw MacBook into a river to destroy evidence -- Former staffer of Korean e-tailer Coupang accessed 33 million records but may have done less damage than feared -- Cyber-crime2 days ago
China wants to ban making yourself into an AI to keep aged relatives company - Asia In Brief - PLUS: Australia buys air-gapped Google Cloud; Huawei triples use of home-built components; JAXA blames low pressure for rocket crash; And more - AI + ML - 29 Dec 2025 - | 241 day ago
Death, torture, and amputation: How cybercrime shook the world in 2025 -- The human harms of cyberattacks piled up this year, and violence expected to increase -- Cyber-crime2 days ago
Docker Hardened Images now free, devs give cautious welcome13 days ago
GitHub to charge for self-hosted runners from March 202614 days ago
Cursor AI editor gets visual designer – but bugs and ever-changing UI irk developers15 days ago
Rust boosted by permanent adoption for Linux kernel code16 days ago
Liquid cooling means more performance and less heat for supercomputing - How Lenovo Neptune became the cooling technology behind the world's greenest supercomputers - Sponsored Feature12 days ago
Seville: Famed for blue skies and now Blue Screens of Death -- BORK!BORK!BORK! -- Hotel guests get a blast from the past courtesy of classic Windows BSOD2 days ago
SSL Santa greets London Victoria visitors with a borked update -- Bork!Bork!Bork! -- Best not touch that screen, eh?3 days ago
BOFH - : The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct - Episode 25 - After the boardroom is ransacked, it's straight into Arse Covering 101 - BOFH - 27 Dec 2025 - | 381 day ago
Project Silica's glass storage archive tech progress8 days ago
Osmium storage analysts look ahead to 2026 and beyond8 days ago
Optera's room-temperature spectral hole optical storage archive10 days ago
Lenovo DE6600: The Storage Engine Built for HPC Acceleration12 days ago
Stop the slop by disabling AI features in Chrome -- The most popular desktop browser is festooned with Google AI, but you can make at least some of it go away -- AI + ML5 days ago
From AI to analog, cybersecurity tabletop exercises look a little different this year -- Practice makes perfect -- Security5 days ago
From video games to cyber defense: If you don't think like a hacker, you won't win - interview - In supercharged AI race, defenders need to keep up - Security - 26 Dec 2025 - | 212 days ago
AI and cybersecurity: Two sides of the same coin - Practical lessons on securing AI and using AI to strengthen defence - Sponsored Post12 days ago
Coming Wi-Fi 8 will bring reliability rather than greater speed -- Smarter access-point handoffs, better scheduling, fewer stalls -- Networks5 days ago
'PromptQuest' is the worst game of 2025. You play it when trying to make chatbots work -- Opinion -- Everything you hated about text adventure games is now being sold as a productivity tool -- AI + ML5 days ago
IT team forced to camp in the office for days after Y2K bug found in boss's side project -- On Call Y2K -- The lack of trust that leads to outsourcing can be expensive -- Columnists5 days ago
Humanoid robots are still novelty acts, but investment is surging to make them real tomorrow -- Investment and interest have outpaced technology and society -- AI + ML6 days ago
AMD Strix Halo vs Nvidia DGX Spark: Which AI workstation comes out on top? -- Hands On -- Two tiny boxes, 128 GB apiece – but very different strengths -- Systems6 days ago
You don't need Linux to run free and open source software -- Part 2 -- Alternative apps to empower older versions of macOS or Windows -- OSes6 days ago
Salesforce's ChatGPT integration is really about stopping customers from leaking their own data - Execs say DIY OpenAI connections risked pushing CRM data past the 'trust boundary' AI + ML - 24 Dec 2025 - | 65 days ago
AI faces closing time at the cash buffet -- opinion -- Will businesses continue to invest in something that's shown so little return? -- AI + ML7 days ago
Pen testers accused of 'blackmail' after reporting Eurostar chatbot flaws -- AI goes off the rails ... because of shoddy guardrails -- Security7 days ago
Garmin autopilot lands small aircraft without human assistance -- ATC: 'I don't know if you can hear me but cleared to land' -- AI + ML7 days ago
US shuts down phisherfolk's $14.6M password-hoarding platform -- Crooks used platform to scoop up and store banking credentials for big-money thefts -- Cyber-crime7 days ago
Waymo pings updates to San Francisco fleet to prevent power outage chaos 2.0 -- Meanwhile, new outages, linked to storms, are pelting the area -- AI + ML7 days ago
Built for what's next: Arm's advantage in the AI PC era -- When considering your upgrade for Windows 11, it's time to look at Arm vs x86 - It's an upgrade to improved efficiency, performance, and battery life.1 month ago
Data sovereignty: Don't just tick the box, think outside it -- How your data strategy can fuel innovation1 month ago
How TeamViewer builds enterprise trust through security-first design -- What to do when even your espresso machine needs end-to-end encryption1 month ago
Bring complexity under control with enterprise-grade Kubernetes -- No, it'll probably never be a doddle – but you don't have to take the hard way when deploying Kubernetes, says Nutanix1 month ago
Sight of Clippy, Internet Explorer scares baby -- Reg reader introduces newborn to Microsoft ugly sweater. Child not amused -- Offbeat7 days ago
One real reason AI isn't delivering: Meatbags in manglement - Feature - Stuck in pilot purgatory? Confused about returns? You're not alone - AI + ML - 24 Dec 2025 - | 632 hours ago
North American air defense troops ready for 70th year of Santa tracking -- A newspaper misprint began a Christmas Eve tradition joining holiday cheer with military technology -- Offbeat7 days ago
NASA tries Curiosity rover's Mastcam to work out where MAVEN might be -- Time running out for savin' MAVEN as stricken spacecraft still silent as Mars solar conjunction nears -- Science7 days ago
New York's incoming mayor bans Raspberry Pi at his inauguration party -- Zohran Mamdani appears not to understand that smartphones can be used for evil20 hours ago
When the AI bubble pops, Nvidia becomes the most important software company overnight -- Want to survive the crash? Find another way to make money with GPUs1 day ago
Banksy's Limitless limited by Windows Activation -- Digital screen snafu or satirical comment on Microsoft's licensing policies?20 hours ago
The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere -- From COBOL and C to Linux and SQL, the unglamorous software that keeps the world running refuses to disappear8 hours ago
We will be cruising at 35,000 feet and failing to update our Apache HTTP Server -- Now replace the autopilot with Copilot18 hours ago
An early end to the holidays: 'Heartbleed of MongoDB' is now under active exploit -- You didn't think you'd get to enjoy your time off without a major cybersecurity incident, did you?10 hours ago
Cybersecurity pros admit to moonlighting as ransomware scum -- Pair became ALPHV affiliates to prey on US-based clients23 hours ago
IPv6 just turned 30 and still hasn't taken over the world, but don't call it a failure -- The world has passed it by in many ways, yet it remains relevant5 hours ago
iPad kids are more anxious, less resilient, and slower decision makers -- The solution? Lock up the screens and read to your kids3 hours ago
ServiceNow lays out possible co-CEO structure, but says no change imminent -- The ITSM outfit would join Oracle, Comcast, and Netflix in installing bunk beds in the corner office16 minutes ago
Keeping Windows and macOS alive past their sell-by date - Part 1 - Practical steps to make an aging operating system usable into 2026 - OSes - 24 Dec 2025 - | 8710 hours ago
Microsoft wants to replace its entire C and C++ codebase, perhaps by 2030 -- Plans move to Rust, with help from AI -- Software8 days ago
AWS adds hybrid cloud storage support for Nutanix's AHV hypervisor -- VMware's main challenger already embraces multiple storage options -- Virtualization8 days ago
The 5X AI reality check: why enterprises are leaving transformative value on the table - Your content structure is holding you back - Sponsored Post12 days ago
US punishes China's 'dominance' of legacy chips with zero percent tariffs - World War Fee - President Trump previously threatened 100 percent tariffs, administration now plans something else starting in 2027 - Public Sector - 24 Dec 2025 - | 423 days ago
ServiceNow opens $7.7B ticket titled 'Buy security company, make it Armis' Customers will be able to see vulnerabilities, prioritize risks, and close them with automated workflows. SaaS - 23 Dec 2025 - |8 days ago
21K Nissan customers' data stolen in Red Hat raid -- Automaker's third security snafu in three years -- Cyber-crime8 days ago
Starlink satellite fails, polluting orbit with debris and falling toward Earth -- Spacecraft set to burn up in a few weeks, but it could have been worse -- Science8 days ago
Microsoft rushes an out-of-band update for Message Queuing bug -- Redmond gets in early for the twelve whoopsies of Christmas -- Patches8 days ago
Windows is testing a new, wider Run dialog box. Here's how to try it -- You'll need to be using a Windows Insider build to see it -- OSes8 days ago
Like a Virgin Airways bot, planning for the very first time -- Airline deploys AI travel agent and it hasn't been a disaster -- AI + ML8 days ago
UNIX V4 tape successfully recovered: First ever version of UNIX written in C is running again -- Crucial early evolutionary step found, imaged, and ... amazingly ... works -- Storage8 days ago
Oracle's new AI-enhanced support portal leaves users fuming -- The company that bet the farm on AI said to have made things worse with AI -- PaaS + IaaS8 days ago
Uber and Lyft rolling Baidu robotaxis into London next year -- Cab drivers protested Uber's arrival, but Westminster has rolled out the welcome mat for clanker chauffeurs -- AI + ML9 days ago
France's post office partly offline for over 12 hours after 'major network incident' -- Might be Le Grinch, or a DDoS, but it's taking a while to fix -- Public Sector9 days ago
Japan loses another H3 launcher, plus the satnav bird it carried -- 25 percent failure rate for JAXA's space truck, with the second stage again proving perilous -- Science9 days ago
