Oracle drops 1,449 security patches like it's the new normal - Experts say the era of AI bug hunting is here, so defenders will simply have to adapt to busier workloads

3 hours ago

Year-long Russian attacks infect users as soon as they look at an email -- Phishing for dummies

38 minutes ago

Model Context Protocol prepares to break with its stateful past -- Biggest overhaul since launch ditches sessions, guts little-used features, and leaves homebrew implementations facing a slog

1 hour ago

Millions of California-bought cars can be hijacked via Bluetooth -- Aftermarket dealer-installed KARR/SWDS security systems all use the same secure key, say UCSD researchers

1 hour ago

AMD attacks the rack with Helios systems that rival Nvidia's -- Spec for spec, the House of Zen's first rack-scale AI compute platform is bigger and faster than Nvidia's Vera Rubin by nearly every metric, but that's only on paper

38 minutes ago

OpenAI scored an own goal with HuggingFace attack, showing how open Chinese models are winning -- Closed models with guardrails can still cause harm, but may also not be able to fix problems they caused

14 hours ago

Linux kernel team publishes 432 CVEs in two days -- Sunday-to-Monday onslaught fuels speculation over AI-assisted bug reports

1 day ago

DevOps - GitHub slashes public bug bounty payouts as AI report flood buries its security team - Code shack also putting new limits on first-time researchers, and reserving the biggest rewards for a hand-picked group of proven hunters

4 hours ago

Tesla burns through a billion as Musk bets the farm on chips and bots -- Optimus remains 'very complex' and Robotaxis will try not to flatten your cat

5 hours ago

security - If you get knocked on the head and get all your devices stolen and have amnesia, Google will let you back in with a selfie - You'll need to be able to move your head side to side to make sure you're not a deepfake

6 hours ago

software - IBM insists AI didn't kill software deals, just delayed them - Big Blue says customers postponed rather than abandoned major purchases as hardware soaked up enterprise budgets

7 hours ago

Firefox 153 contains itself while Thunderbird 153 fixes almost everything -- Mozilla walls off your online identities as MZLA unleashes a bumper repair job

7 hours ago

Stats watchdog prescribes stronger caveats for NHS Palantir claims -- Health service told to ensure ministers don't mistake before-and-after comparisons for cause and effect

3 hours ago

Amazon's AGI department finds humans are optional -- AI remains its biggest bet, Bezos brigade tells El Reg, even as another round of layoffs reaches the teams building it

3 hours ago

UK pumps £708 million into its future fighter jet -- Tempest cash lands alongside hypersonic target contract and BAE's 'loyal wingman' drone reveal

9 hours ago

ON-PREM - Britain isn't considering datacenters' thirst for water in its 'AI superpower' ambitions - Grand compute push could end up as dry as England's reservoirs unless ministers act fast

10 hours ago

aI AND ML -- Senior White House official claims China's K3 model stolen from Anthropic -- And accuses Thailand hosting hardware that may have helped distillation attack

3 hours ago

AI AND ML -- Google is hoarding TPUs to chase artificial general intelligence -- Yet the Chocolate Factory is also buying more third-party compute capacity to handle demand for the G-Cloud

3 hours ago

PAAS AND IAAS -- Google Cloud is killing it -- It's Alphabet's fastest-growing business and now makes up more than a fifth of the juggernaut's revenue and operating profit

3 hours ago

COLUMNISTS -- Airbus takes flight from AWS. What happens next is critical

2 days ago

OFF-PREM -- Anyone with a shed, an extension cord, a couple of GPUs and an overdraft is building datacenters. Fujitsu just offloaded five

38 minutes ago

AI AND ML -- OpenAI admits it was the source of the agent swarm that attacked Hugging Face

15 hours ago

OFF-PREM -- AWS customer learns the hard way how even the smallest oversight can be mission-critical

2 days ago

Microsoft is losing the battle to protect license lucre. It better get used to the feeling -- Time for the Clone Wars remake -- Rupert Goodwins

4 hours ago

It's an AI web, and we're just rats in the walls -- Bots, not people, are now the ones who use the internet the most -- Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols

8 hours ago

BOFH: Cross-department AI pitches are easier to swallow with a pint in hand -- Simon Travaglia

4 hours ago

Insert token to continue, says AI. Yeah, about that... -- Rupert Goodwins

1 day ago

Boffins peg narcissistic leadership as the real driver behind 'return to office' demands -- Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols

3 days ago

Telling internet platforms where to stick public service media will serve nobody. Turn it on its head -- Rupert Goodwins

7 days ago

Lessons from the VMwars – nothing virtual about the Broadcom vs Tesco slugfest -- Rupert Goodwins

9 days ago

Committed skeptic finds himself warming to new Amazon AI products that actually don't suck - Corey Quinn

4 hours ago

AI and ML -- Fresh off AI layoffs, Block now wants to whack Slack with agent-human collab tool -- Because what could be more appealing to humans than sharing virtual space with AI?

5 hours ago

SCIENCE -- Astronomers spot exomoon candidate that's almost as massive as Jupiter -- Object orbits a brown dwarf, which circles another star, confusing the cosmic taxonomy

5 hours ago

AI AND ML -- Grok muscles into Excel with an AI add-in of its own -- xAI's sidebar agent promises analysis and financial models – for a price

7 hours ago

AI and ML -- OpenAI tries the consulting path with 'Presence', charging enterprises boots-on-the-ground prices to deploy agents -- As AI models become commoditized, maybe there's margin in the plumbing

7 hours ago

Security -- Sneaky Windows stealer targets 300+ apps, gives crims an AI profiler to maximize profits -- Move over Flipper. There's a new Dophin X in town

2 hours ago

PUBLIC SECTOR -- Ireland stalls €1B Microsoft tender amid digital sovereignty questions -- Government plans another Redmond-only procurement despite calls to consider European rivals

8 hours ago

Greedy ransomware crews return for seconds after victims cough up first extortion payments -- Some never saw their files again either, infosec biz Proofpoint finds

2 hours ago

GNOME can look like Windows – and Flashback can do it without extensions -- New 'Simple-taskbar' is an option, but there's a simpler, stabler way

1 day ago

Redmond's reaper cometh: October 2026 set to bury a graveyard of Microsoft products -- Office LTSC 2021, Windows Server 2022, Publisher, and Entra ID risk policies all facing the chop within weeks of each other

1 day ago

PERSONAL TECH -- Raspberry Pi goes large with 10.1-inch Touch Display 2 -- More screen, more pixels, and a Pi 5 required to drive the lot

12 hours ago

SECURITY -- Council worker spared prison after four-day data-snooping spree -- Herefordshire employee handed suspended sentence for breach of Computer Misuse Act

3 hours ago

Anyone with a shed, an extension cord, a couple of GPUs and an overdraft is building datacenters. Fujitsu just offloaded five -- 'Digital transformation' is a better bet, apparently, so private equity gets a turn

1 day ago

AI AND ML -- OpenAI admits it was the source of the agent swarm that attacked Hugging Face -- Sandboxed experiment found itself a zero day, escaped onto the open internet and validated scary predictions about rogue agents

4 hours ago

AI + ML -- The truth nobody wants to admit: Chinese or not, open models are competitive now -- Hey Uncle Sam, if you thought GPT-5.6 and Claude Fable 5 were scary, get a load of Kimi K3

22 hours ago

Security -- Cisco's open-weight bug busters take on Google and OpenAI -- Don't call them chatbots

6 hours ago

AI and ML -- AI's cheatin' heart will make you weep -- Trust but verify doesn't work when verification is difficult

6 hours ago

AI AND ML -- Oracle faces $100M annual bill to back Wisconsin datacenter power promises -- Regulator refuses to budge on $7B guarantee for nearly 1 GW campus being developed with Vantage and OpenAI

1 day ago

Security -- Kratos phishing-as-a-service kit loses its battle with international law enforcement -- Alleged developer arrested in Indonesia after more than 200 servers slain

7 hours ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Windows 11 Start menu changes trickle into Beta, movable taskbar still MIA -- Users asked for flexibility, but a leaner OS for older PCs might matter more as hardware prices soar

1 day ago

SECURITY -- AI music platform Suno hits bum note as 55M users exposed in data breach, claims infosec expert -- Have I Been Pwned confirms scale for first time

12 hours ago

PERSONAL TECH -- LG monitors are using Windows 11 feature to serve adware -- Plug in your new display and get a McAfee pitch you never asked for

1 day ago

Public Sector -- UK.gov's tech department gets the chop after two years -- RIP DSIT: Digital transformation duties shuffle off to reborn DCMS, with GDS along for the ride

1 day ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Valve's Steam Frame pushes Arch Linux toward official Arm64 support -- Collabora's Holo Core port lays the groundwork for running SteamOS 3 natively on the headset

1 day ago

SCIENCE - And would have lasted longer if some code hadn't trampled on places it shouldn't

1 day ago

SOFTWARE -- Some Mullvad VPN customers tunnel for exit after co-founder donates millions to populist party -- SEK 5M gift supplied 72 percent of Örebropartiet's annual income, but company insists it was strictly personal

1 day ago

PUBLIC SECTOR -- Judgment day looms for UK's £8.35B Skynet military satellite comms upgrade -- Supplier stumbles and MoD staffing shortages earn the program a red delivery rating

1 day ago

Europe slaps AliExpress with €550 million fine for selling dodgy goods - Biggest-ever DSA fine shows Brussels wants to bust the biz model behind China's cheap e-commerce champs

1 day ago

VIRTUALIZATION -- OVH reveals semi-secret plan to fix critical Januscape hypervisor bug with mass reboots – and an Australian crash-test dummy -- French cloud backported a patch into Debian and didn't seek customer consent, despite chance of downtime

1 day ago

Attackers pummel critical WordPress vuln to create all sorts of mischief -- Plus dozens of PoCs in the public domain

1 day ago

Scammers impersonate FBI on social media, prey on crime victims -- IC3 says any account claiming to represent it is fake

1 day ago

AWS customer learns the hard way how even the smallest oversight can be mission-critical -- An expired card, overzealous spam filter, and broken authenticator create havoc with a very clear moral

2 days ago

AI and ML -- Malicious cloud customers can bring down the power grid -- Datacenters tax utilities normally, so just imagine what they could do if workloads were designed to destroy

1 day ago

CYBER-CRIME -- Frontier LLMs couldn't help Hugging Face fight off evil agents -- Chinese open-weight model GLM 5.2 happily obliged

1 day ago

APPLICATIONS -- The Document Foundation says Microsoft's file formats keep users on a short leash -- OOXML may carry an ISO certificate, but only Office can be trusted to render it properly

1 day ago

Systems -- Europe built sovereign clouds to escape US control. Then forgot about the processors -- Intel ME and AMD PSP: The silicon layer nobody certifies

3 days ago

Security - Nobody believes the 'criminals and scumbags' who hacked Canvas really deleted stolen student data - Other than Instructure execs - maybe?

2 months ago

Europe wants out from under US tech – but first it has to find the exits - Report maps the weak points in cloud, identity, and public sector procurement

19 days ago

Sovereign AI is 'nonsense,' says Doctorow

19 hours ago

Airbus takes flight from AWS. What happens next is critical

3 days ago

Europe's chip ambitions won't break dependence on US cloud and software, says Forrester

6 days ago

Another German state heads down the open source sovereignty road

15 days ago

Confidential computing's trust mechanism is broken. The fix may not exist

15 days ago

France's digital sovereignty push is struggling to escape the Microsoft gravity well

1 month ago

Dutch chip startup claims all-European fab flow – with help from a very American friend

1 month ago

Neo4j plots Palantir alternative with GraphAware acquisition

1 month ago

LibreOffice brands Euro-Office a 'de facto ally' of Microsoft's lock-in strategy

1 month ago

Canada wants to make its own AI, break free from US bots

1 month ago

SECURITY -- Microsoft 365 calendars become spy drop boxes in HOLLOWGRAPH campaign -- Malware hides commands in appointments set for 2050 and uses Redmond's own cloud to phone home

1 day ago

AI AND ML -- EU's AI labeling rules take effect next month -- Chatbots and agents will have to come clean about who – or what – users are talking to

2 days ago

ai and Ml -- Watching the world burn as all the money flows into a multitrillion-dollar Magic 8 Ball -- On this week's episode of The Kettle, we welcome a special guest to discuss how the AI datacenter buildout is setting the world on fire – literally

2 days ago

CYBER-CRIME -- Infosec expert: Paidwork users' data pwned after 23M-record database dumped online -- HIBP claims leaked info includes bank account numbers, payout histories, and personal details

1 day ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Microsoft rushes out Windows fix for Dell's hot and bothered PCs -- With a wave of the wand, affected models will go to the Patch Tuesday ball after all

2 days ago

Public Sector -- UK's seventh prime minister in a decade says he'll ditch digital ID scheme -- One of Labour's biggest technology projects is headed for the bin as Burnham reshuffles Whitehall's priorities

2 days ago

PUBLIC SECTOR -- Major glitch in Matrix as UK government projects watchdog rates shared services cluster red -- Nine-department ERP overhaul judged unachievable without urgent action

2 days ago

PUBLIC SECTOR -- Auditors tell UK government to do the math before banking on £45B AI savings -- Departments haven't worked out how the technology will reshape staffing, roles, and skills across the public sector

2 days ago

AMD attacks the rack with Helios systems that rival Nvidia's -- Spec for spec, the House of Zen's first rack-scale AI compute platform is bigger and faster than Nvidia's Vera Rubin by nearly every metric, but that's only on paper

1 hour ago

Nvidia shows off Vera Rubin platform for tokenmaxxing -- If your AI Factory sells tokens, why not optimize token emission?

2 days ago

Intel fortifies Foundry with an actual customer: Fortinet -- Firewall maker looks to safeguard its custom ASIC production with homegrown silicon

19 hours ago

Scalding hot AI accelerators have put datacenters in hot water. Two-phase cooling could chill them out -- Startup Accelsius claims it can achieve up to 14° C cooler GPU temps by by converting a liquid-cooled Dell PowerEdge to run on refrigerants

2 days ago

Windows Server Update Services buckle under Microsoft's metadata mountain -- Redmond has stabilized new installations, but existing deployments remain stuck in sync purgatory

3 days ago

High hardware costs see Red Hat offer a two-server edge rig, no mini-PC required -- Worries about 'prohibitive cost of powering, maintaining, and deploying a third node'

3 days ago

Chinese memory ban would cut off RAMpocalypse relief -- Two US lawmakers push tighter curbs on chipmakers from the Middle Kingdom

6 days ago

Big Blue thinks small, again, with POWER tower -- The last proprietary minicomputer, now in 'deskside' form if you fancy that

9 days ago

Microsoft flips Windows Backup to on by default unless you're in the EU -- Everyone else must opt out manually if they don't fancy settings data shipped off-device

16 days ago

AI and ML -- Using AI makes people less likely to admit they don't know something -- Researchers found confidence increased even as accuracy fell

2 days ago

DEVOPS -- Java was a three-day hotfix away from dying horribly on stage -- Tim Lindholm, Java's original JVM maintainer, shares with El Reg some of the grungy build details the doc glosses over

3 days ago

OS PLATFORMS -- NextBSD returns to dollop Apple source on FreeBSD -- New maintainer revives the project with Darwin components, Gershwin, and Claude Code

3 days ago

SOFTWARE -- Mozilla speeds Firefox release schedule to biweekly -- And what to expect in Firefox 153 as the next ESR release gets close

3 days ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Microsoft cuts OneDrive support for older Windows 10 versions next month -- 22H2 has until 2028, or there's always Windows 11

3 days ago

SECURITY -- AI spam filters are getting suckered by old-school text salting -- Turns out decades-old email tricks still work against some LLM-powered email filters

2 days ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Torvalds challenged the haters to fork Linux. Someone said 'hold my beer' -- More a rewrite really, and of a very early version: Linux 0.11 – in Rust

3 days ago

SAAS -- Microsoft gives admins Exchange Online breathing room -- Retirement of PowerShell -Credential parameter pushed back to the end of 2026

3 days ago

From Pilots to AI Factories: How Enterprises Are Really Scaling Agentic AI and Agent Gateways -- AI is shifting from simple chatbots to autonomous "coworkers," and most enterprises are now constrained less by models than by the complexity

23 days ago

Know Your Adversary: Counter Operations that Wreck Global Cybercrime -- When Silk Typhoon launched a campaign against Microsoft, it looked like another case of a state-backed hacking group getting away again.

16 days ago

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2 months ago

Top EU court clips YouTube's intermediary defense over reviewed content -- You can't claim to be a passive host after vetting a creator's channel, Google warned

6 days ago

Attackers target critical FortiSandbox flaws as CISA issues patch order -- Command injection vulns land on exploited list after researchers spot abuse attempts

2 days ago

SpaceX Starship Flight Test 13 takes issue with the 'flight' bit -- Engine replacement needed after launchpad abort

6 days ago

Cyber-crime -- Ransomware curdles production at Coca-Cola's Fairlife dairy biz -- No use crying over spilled milk when US plants can't bottle it in the first place

2 days ago

Security -- Google fixing Android lock screen bug that lets Gemini send SMS without a PIN -- A specific multi-touch gesture bypasses an authentication prompt, allowing anyone to send messages

2 days ago

PUBLIC SECTOR - Home Office hands £28M to immigration IT incumbents after procurement challenge - Continuity support required after £336 million replacement deal delayed by more than a year

6 days ago

How Gartner can help turn your AI vision into business reality -- SPONSORED POST: Feeling stuck with your AI application projects? Gartner has the solution

6 days ago

PERSONAL TECH -- Tech support chap told angry customer to think inside the box – and solved the problem

1 hour ago

AI AND ML -- South Korea making its own security-centric AI model -- Adapting existing local LLM project for security and sovereignty purposes and hopes to one day match Mythos

3 days ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Cinnamon 6.8 will support Wayland – if you want it -- Next version of Linux Mint's desktop has both kinds of display server

10 days ago

KDE Plasma users face a dire omen of change: 6.6.6 arrives -- 6.7 is now current, and in 6.8 you're getting Wayland whether you like it or not

13 days ago

Collabora releases CODE 26.04 as rivalry between FOSS cloudy office suites heats up -- Now with Markdown support and smarter formula error handling – plus integrated AI, though it's off by default

28 days ago

Blast from the past as GIMP 0.54 is revived in Flatpak form -- Retro-computing fun for the nostalgic with first (and last) release to use Motif instead of GTK

1 month ago

DoE Fires The $5 Billion Starter Gun For Its AI-Targeted Genesis Mission

4 hours ago

How Google's Axion CPUs Benefit The Cloud

10 hours ago

Salience Labs Wants To Scale Up AI With Silicon Photonics Optical Switch

20 hours ago

GenAI Hardware Investments Are Way Ahead Of Model And Platform Revenues

1 day ago

Instinctive and EPYC; VAST Data sets up widespread AMD CPU/GPU collaboration

1 hour ago

Graph databases make vector RAG better

3 hours ago

Majestic Labs wants to solve memory-bound GPU problem

4 hours ago

Digital white blood cell agents

4 hours ago

Zig creator calls Bun's Claude Rust rewrite 'unreviewed slop'

8 days ago

HTTP gets a QUERY method so complex searches can stop pretending to be POST

9 days ago

Speedier type checks in TypeScript 7.0 as first stable Go release ships

13 days ago

GitHub cuts short offer to burn repos on CD after mockery ensues

15 days ago

TSMC's $265B US fab pledge is the outline of a concept of a plan -- Beware of fab makers bearing press releases

6 days ago

EU forces Google to share its toys with the other AI and search kids -- The Chocolate Factory is not amused

6 days ago

AI vendors have found someone to pay their infrastructure bills: You -- Forrester warns price hikes and usage charges will pump up software budgets next year

7 days ago

Kick your mouse out of the house with this AI-assisted keyboard utility -- Neverclick avoids being limited to certain apps by ditching accessibility APIs for a quick, lightweight computer vision model.

7 days ago

C'mon, just copy this text string and paste it into your macOS Terminal – it'll fix your computer, honest -- Newly documented stealer ClickLock comes for the more trusting Mac user with spot of social engineering

3 days ago

NASA's Artemis III will need three rockets to do the job Apollo did with one -- Blue Origin and SpaceX get their turn to prove they can dock, loiter, and not blow up the launch pad

7 days ago

PaaS and IaaS -- Airbus migrating 70 critical apps from AWS to France's Scaleway amid digital sovereignty push -- Total of 900 applications including ERP, CRM, and manufacturing systems going to be kept 'under European control'

6 days ago

Cyber-crime -- Brit Scattered Spider duo handed tickets to prison over Transport for London attack -- Sentencing bookends the biggest cybercrime conviction in UK history

3 days ago

DON'T MISS -- The memory crisis is getting so bad that even retro RAM prices are going to the Moon -- Some hardware firms redesigning products to use older DDR2 and DDR3 components

27 days ago

AI AND ML -- AI power binge delivers best half since 2022 for climate tech venture funding -- Low-carbon projects reap accidental windfall as billions chase compute infrastructure

6 days ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Windows 10 refuses to die, and the security bill is coming due -- One in six machines still run the old OS as migration stalls and patch deadlines creep closer

4 days ago

AI AND ML -- SpaceX open sources Grok Build in same week company was found beaming users' repos to the cloud -- AI-and-X subsidiary now claims to offer 'complete user privacy' days after Elon Musk confirmed the data would be deleted

6 days ago

Telegram shortlinks knocked offline over sanctioned VPN connection -- t.me borked for a day until platform proved it had no ties to service favored by cybercriminals

6 days ago

How to teach an old Intel Mac new tricks with OpenCore Legacy Patcher -- Why to do it, and what to watch out for

7 days ago

Law firm insisted on one password to rule them all -- Using the admin password, you could be anyone and see anything

6 days ago

OFFBEAT -- Backup and running? Not this digital sign

3 hours ago

ON-PREM -- Datacenter MacGyver saved the biggest football match of the year

1 day ago

PERSONAL TECH -- User swore hacker called General Failure had invaded his PC

8 days ago

security - Security boss thought MFA would be too much security - One rule for the workers, another for execs

27 days ago

Personal tech - Users claimed they'd never seen a spell checker and panicked at the sight of red squiggles

3 hours ago

Personal Tech -- This is your BIOS speaking. Please fix me. Your PC is broken

1 month ago

Offbeat -- Tech support chap hauled out to help SWAT team saw his life flash before his eyes

29 days ago

Networks -- Russian oligarch's financial network crashed thanks to a crank and a cleaner

29 days ago

Security - Bug in top AI coding agents shows that Unix-era security headaches never really die - 'GhostApproval' problem highlights human-in-the-loop fails

15 days ago

AI is becoming a bargain hunter's market, with a few luxury models on top -- Inference is become a commodity except for frontier models

15 days ago

AI startup that's never turned a profit says it'll totally be around in 2047 to close its $19B lease -- Model dev and AGI fearmonger Anthropic signs 20-year lease with TeraWulf

3 days ago

Dev says Google warned him about account hijack – then charged him $11,000 anyway -- Left hand, meet right hand

16 days ago

Google explains how it will infuse ads into AI answers -- Just like in The Truman Show

2 months ago

Software engineers can still rake in big bucks by working for fast-growing companies -- AI's impact on tech business is complicated

16 days ago

Claude Sonnet 5.0 heads straight down the middle of the road to dodge controversy -- Safer, cheaper, and nothing to do with cybersecurity

20 days ago

Tech support scam caused massive data breach at Australian airline Qantas -- It's possible to leak PII describing 5.7 million people without breaching privacy rules

6 days ago

Even HP resellers thought the price of toner and ink was too high – so HP India facilitated an illegal cartel -- Regulator fines PC and printer giant for rigged tender bids and collusion

7 days ago

Cyberattack threatens utterly critical infrastructure in Japan: KFC -- The Colonel stops taking online orders and may close stores after logistics partner's systems go down

6 days ago

AI AND ML -- Former OpenAI CTO does what Altman won't, releases a frontier AI model that's actually open -- Thinking Machines' first open weights model is a 975 billion parameter alternative to Chinese LLMs

7 days ago

AI AND ML -- Cadence's AuraStack agent melds AI with HPC to speed PCB, advanced packaging design -- One-two punch offers a glimpse of how low-precision AI can complement high-precision simulations

7 days ago

PaaS + IaaS -- Amazon Web Services' most vocal customer now runs EC2 -- Retail foundation leader Dave Treadwell takes over as senior leader and 19-year vet Dave Brown departs for pastures unknown

7 days ago

DEVOPS -- Prominent Haskell defector pilloried by anti-AI purists -- Haskell adherents revisit the language's tongue-in-cheek 'avoid success at all costs' mantra

7 days ago

SAAS -- Salesforce's Agentforce isn't winning over clients, KeyBanc analysts claim -- Investment bank cites messy customer data and a product that 'just isn't there'; Salesforce counters by saying it the fastest-growing product in its history

7 days ago

AI and ML -- Linus Torvalds tells AI haters to fork off -- Linux supremo says contributors opposed to AI use can 'just walk away'

6 days ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Dark patterns in Windows are steering users to Edge: Mozilla-commissioned report -- Report finds regional differences, especially outside the EEA, but it's still a dark tale claiming user manipulation

7 days ago

Security -- CISA sounds alarm over trio of exploited SharePoint flaws -- Three bugs are under active attack, and two more critical holes could add to the pain

6 days ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Microsoft cancels Patch Tuesday for some Dell users over surprise shutdowns, overheating devices -- Mega hardware vendor reports problems - but Windows maker isn't yet naming affected models

6 days ago

World Cup grudge attackers may have scored Argentine FA access via year-old infostealer infection -- Footie fans? Overreacting? There's a first time for everything

8 days ago

Progress orders emergency ShareFile server shutdown over mystery security threat -- Vendor insists there's no evidence of unauthorized access, but it's asking customers to take one of the most drastic precautions available

8 days ago

Destructive Windows backdoor stuffs multiple wipers and ransomware code into a single package -- Microsoft says GigaWiper combines at least 3 malware families into one modular tool

1 day ago

security - Fashion mart Miinto unzips breach details, warns shoppers to watch for phisherfolk - Copenhagen company 'sorry' after 'perpetrator' pops order management system

13 days ago

Scot NHS Trust probes email stuffup involving maternity patients' data - NHS Forth Valley is the latest health board to bungle basic email data protection principles

2 hours ago

Microsoft warns customers AI will mean busier Patch Tuesdays -- More patches mean more reasons to buy Redmond's auto-patching tools

7 days ago

An unnamed US county – perhaps in Ohio – paid $1M extortion demand to cybercriminals -- Leaked negotiations spill the tea

7 days ago

EU 'Chat Control' snoopfest returns after vote to kill it falls short -- Opponents won the count but missed the 360-seat threshold needed to stop the interim CSAM-scanning rule

9 days ago

Year-long Russian attacks infect users as soon as they look at an email

1 hour ago

Millions of California-bought cars can be hijacked via Bluetooth

3 hours ago

Oracle drops 1,449 security patches like it's the new normal

3 hours ago

Iran-linked crews are probing more flavors of US industrial kit

4 hours ago

One ChatGPT link could smuggle a rogue AI agent into your company

5 hours ago

Swiss train maker tells ransomware crooks to get off at the next stop

6 hours ago

Talking smack about a doctor got him access to private medical files

10 hours ago

OpenAI scored an own goal with HuggingFace attack, showing how open Chinese models are winning

17 hours ago

Linux kernel team publishes 432 CVEs in two days

1 day ago

PUBLIC SECTOR -- MPs fear Treasury cold feet could sink Whitehall's £1.15B shared services push -- 'Do as we fund, not as we do' sends 'very poor reputational signal' says damning report

7 days ago

Security -- LegacyHive: 'Bone-shattering' zero-day from Microsoft's serial tormentor not the haymaker that was promised -- Experts say it's a useful post-compromise tool, for those with the brain cells required to put it together

6 days ago

ON-PREM -- AWS sustainability claims don't hold water, lawsuit alleges -- Ex-staffer accuses Amazon's Virginia datacenters of quietly guzzling H20 all year round, despite 'water positive' PR push

7 days ago

Personal Tech -- EU lets wearables wriggle out of user-replaceable battery rules -- Miniaturization means a professional's touch is needed

7 days ago

OS PLATFORMS -- A moment of silence, please, for the final release of Debian on x86-32 -- New Debian versions hit FOSSland in the form of 13.6 and 12.15

7 days ago

DATABASES -- EU competition decision hands SAP customers more leverage in contract talks -- Truce over maintenance fees is a bargaining chip for ECC holdouts – just don't expect a stampede to third-party support

7 days ago

OS Platforms -- OpenMandriva's accused repo wrecker says it wasn't sabotage – it was a message -- Ex-contributor claims he wasn't a rogue admin, hadn't left the project, and never intended to harm the distro

7 days ago

COLUMNISTS -- The Star Wars cantina scene shows we need a new hope for the agentic web -- 'We don't serve their kind here' protects today's publishers, but won't help rebels destroy the monetization Death Stars built by Google and Meta

7 days ago

PERSONAL TECH -- At last, a good reason to buy an AI PC: Reining in runaway token bills -- Gartner thinks we're headed to a hybrid AI model where you offload stuff to the desktop whenever possible

7 days ago

PUBLIC SECTOR -- South Korea to launch universal basic AI chatbot -- Tender calls for providers to power free service with local LLMs, government to supply some GPUs

7 days ago

AI AND ML - Australia demands AI companies must produce more energy than they consume, stop 'theft' of content

2 days ago

OFF-PREM -- Amazon's Mechanical Turk to stop accepting new customers – and not even AI can save it -- Workers who use OG crowdsourcing platform say AWS is closing accounts

1 day ago

Fire burns Google Cloud India's network, which remains slow a week later -- PLUS: Japan's space truck is back in business; Zoho's DIY servers; Record tech exports for Korea, and more!

1 month ago

EU sovereignty push gives tech buyers a new alphabet soup to swallow -- Brussels presses on despite US fury as it looks to enforce cloud autonomy and bolster open source

1 month ago

OFF PREM -- Google, Canonical team up to certify Ubuntu images for TPU VMs -- Chocolate Factory shifts Tensor Processing Unit Ubuntu support back upstream

2 days ago

Arm moves into the heart of the cloud stack - SPONSORED POST: Hyperscaler adoption and AI workloads are accelerating multi-architecture infrastructure

1 month ago

off-Prem -- Snowflake to burn $6B on AWS Graviton CPUs and AI accelerators -- Dataware house gambles cloud conveniences, AI accelerated insights will justify the cost.

1 day ago

Iran says it's struck offline AWS facility in Bahrain ... again -- AWS' me-south-1 region has been offline for months, so more like beating a dead cloud

2 days ago

Google Cloud outage shows it's still hard to understand hyperscalers' real resilience regimes -- Single datacenter and just three services taken down by 'upstream' power problem, while the rest of a zone and region kept humming

2 days ago

Billing software error sends billion-dollar AWS estimates -- Amazon asks users not to panic as it works to fix the bug

6 days ago

AWS CloudFront outage serves errors instead of websites -- Storm sends winds whipping beyond cloud giant, knocking out services including Hugging Face and the UK's National Lottery

7 days ago

India's tech services giant HCL is getting into the AI datacenter business -- Starting small with $37m and maybe 50MW but reckons full-stack service plan can succeed

9 days ago

Britain's cloud habit has become a billion-pound risk -- 24-hour outage in key AWS region could leave UK firms nursing massive losses, researchers claim

14 days ago

Microsoft shifts to annual exchange rate price revision for cloudy products -- Previously did it twice a year, so customers now have fewer chances to surf FX waves

14 days ago

Virtualization -- Google Cloud's VMware service loses resilience due to a dud update -- As VMware itself warns of critical flaw in its load balancer

7 days ago

AI and ML -- OpenAI hides Codex agent instructions behind encryption, leaving developers in the dark -- Developers worry encrypted MultiAgentV2 messages will make debugging and auditing harder

8 days ago

SECURITY -- Patchpocalypse Now: Microsoft tops last month's record with 622 Patch Tuesday CVEs -- Remember when last month's 206 CVEs seemed eye-watering? Yeah, those were the days

7 days ago

Security -- Welsh Doxbin admin jailed for egging on swatters from behind a screen -- Callum Dare encouraged others to carry out dangerous hoaxes, made mini-movies from the footage

7 days ago

OS PLATFORMS -- Microsoft rolls out Windows Search updates and they're... quite good -- Who are you, and what have you done with Microsoft?

8 days ago

SOFTWARE -- RISC-V firmware project wants every board booting from the same hymn sheet -- HFI proposes a familiar PC-style route from power-on to operating system

8 days ago

IBM's mainframe sales get mugged by AI hardware panic, stock sheds more than a quarter of its value -- CEO Krishna: Customers blew their Z budgets on servers and storage before prices spike, Q2 financials 'disappointing'

8 days ago

Sun sets on Vulcan Centaur as NASA moves SunRISE to SpaceX Falcon Heavy -- Solar observatory awaits a new launch date after its original ride hit booster trouble

9 days ago

Engineer shoves Linux peg through Sega 32X-shaped hole -- 'Performance is abysmal, bus contention is bonkers, but it does work'

9 days ago

Comment in code read 'Dear future me, sorry I wrote this'

3 days ago

User crippled a network while trying to learn Nmap

10 days ago

Apprentice developer defied orders – then got a job supporting her weird code

17 days ago

Sysadmin broke hardware worth more than he made in a month – and lied his way out of the mess

24 days ago

How dare you stop data loss – that's not your job!

1 month ago

Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet

1 month ago

Consultant mistakenly deleted a ton of data – but reported it as a bug

1 month ago

Techie expensed a bag of oranges and then juiced up a stupid security incident

1 month ago

Under-trained techie didn't claim overtime for mistakenly failing to phone it in

1 month ago

Backup script ingested an accidental asterisk and deleted everything

2 months ago

Lab worker built a fake PC to nuke his lunch

2 months ago

Hope your holiday was horrid: You botched the last thing you did before leaving

2 months ago

PowerPoint punishment sent users into an infinite loop after lunch

2 months ago

'Invisible mouse' made a mess of PC rebuild

2 months ago

IT manager approved downtime over lunch, but made a meal of it

2 months ago

The developer who came in from the cold and melted a mainframe

2 months ago

Security contractor blew the whistle on support crew's viral indifference

2 months ago

Junior disobeyed orders and tried untested feature during a live robot demo

2 months ago

Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble

2 months ago

Bug that wiped customer data saved the day – and a contract

2 months ago

Server crashes traced to one very literal knee-jerk reaction

2 months ago

Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell

2 months ago

Final step to put new website into production deleted it instead

2 months ago

Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office

2 months ago

Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server

2 months ago

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

2 months ago

ATM maintenance tech broke the bank by forgetting to return a key

2 months ago

Techie banned from client site for outage he didn't cause

2 months ago

Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble

2 months ago

New boss was bad, his attitude was ugly, so the tech team pranked him good

2 months ago

Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming

2 months ago

Untrained techie broke the rules, made a mistake, and found a better way to work

19 days ago

Web dev's crawler took down major online bookstore by buying too many books

2 months ago

Dev's last-day-of-contract code helped to crash app used by 350,000 people

2 months ago

Developer made one wrong click and sent his AWS bill into the stratosphere

2 months ago

Techie ran up $40,000 bill trying to download a driver

2 months ago

'ERP down for emergency maintenance' was code for 'You deleted what?'

2 months ago

Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware

2 months ago

Company that made power systems for servers didn't know why its own machines ran out of juice

2 months ago

Techies tossed appliance that had no power cord, but turned out to power their company

2 months ago

Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it

2 months ago

Intern had no idea what not to do, so nearly mangled a mainframe

2 months ago

Bored developers accidentally turned their watercooler into a bootleg brewery

2 months ago

After deleting a web server, I started checking what I typed before hitting 'Enter'

2 months ago

Playing ball games in the datacenter was obviously stupid, but we had to win the league

2 months ago

I was a part-time DBA. After this failover foul-up, they hired a full-time DBA

2 months ago

CIO made a dangerous mistake and ordered his security team to implement it

2 months ago

Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results

2 months ago

Pay attention, class: Today you'll learn the wrong way to turn things off

2 months ago

Tech bro denied dev's hard-earned bonus for bug that overcharged a little old lady

2 months ago

Telstra outage: Failed emergency services calls, train chaos, payment systems down

15 days ago

Clingy Virgin Media fined £28M for refusing to take the hint

15 days ago

Amazon Leo constellation nears 400 satellites as broadband launch looms

20 days ago

Brit competition cops fast-track £2B borging of Netomnia into Openreach challenger

22 days ago

China advances plans for national single-stack IPv6 network, and its own surveillance-friendly version of the protocol

1 day ago

NTP server that traveled back in time caused massive Aussie mobile outage

6 days ago

Hands off our VPNs, privacy groups tell UK ministers

9 days ago

Media Over QUIC can scale real-time streaming and carry the world's vids

15 days ago

Rocket Lab buys its way into the satellite big league with $8B Iridium deal

24 days ago

AI and ml -- Musk promises purge after Grok Build caught sending entire repos to the cloud -- Researcher confirms the uploads have stopped, but says xAI's privacy command was not what fixed them

7 days ago

'The bots are alive!' Jailbroken Gemini spun up new C2 server for Russian fraudster in just 6 minutes -- Human did 10% of the job,AI did 90%

7 days ago

Baddies caught exploiting extensions bugs with perfect 10 scores on vulnerable Joomla websites -- Flaws in iCagenda, Balbooa Forms extensions can impact open source CMS that powers a million sites worldwide

7 days ago

Frame: A new X11 server – implemented directly in assembly -- Joins yserver, Phoenix, and of course XLibre – and outlier Arcan

8 days ago

India's crewed space mission is ready for splashdown, but not launch -- Gaganyaan was supposed to fly in 2022 and make the country only the fourth to put people into orbit

9 days ago

COLUMNISTS -- How do you solve a problem like Capita? -- Bringing troubled contracts in-house requires skills Whitehall is already struggling to recruit

8 days ago

Personal Tech -- Ministers arm under-16s social media ban with least surprising study of the year -- Boffins confirm: taking away teens' phone makes them act like humans again

8 days ago

AI and ML - Anthropic's extravagant tokenizer complicates AI pricing

3 days ago

Zuck's AI ambitions put Meta on course to become America's next big cloud provider -- Renting out spare compute is simply the natural progression for any sufficiently large infra company

9 days ago

Zig creator calls Bun's Claude Rust rewrite 'unreviewed slop' -- The port took just 11 days and about $165,000 at API pricing

9 days ago

The identity trust delusion -- Join Rubrik's Mark Grant as he shares lessons from real recoveries, common mistakes, product evolution, and building long-term identity resilience.

3 days ago

AI and ML -- The price is wrong: AI cost calculation has to consider task completion rates, not just token costs -- Cheap can be expensive

9 days ago

AI AND ML -- Microsoft chief turns hostile on frontier AI labs, warns companies to guard their IP -- Lock it down, warns Satya Nadella, seemingly forgetting the billions Redmond chipped in to OpenAI back in the good old days

9 days ago

German firm files for insolvency, blames cybercrims who shut down production for 6 weeks -- ZEGO-TVZ says the financial fallout from a March cyberattack left shutting its doors as the only option

3 days ago

Astronomers find sugar near the creamy center of the Milky Way (no caramel, though) -- First interstellar monosaccharide suggests some of life's ingredients may be scattered across the galaxy

10 days ago

Web app turns your old phone into a new smart display -- ScreenWall's creator tells El Reg he doesn't want those obsolete devices going to waste

23 hours ago

Latest Musk merch drop runs entirely on child labor -- A Tesla fan and their money are easily parted

1 day ago

US Marines' latest anti-drone toy is an AI turret that uses regular machine guns -- Don't worry - it can attack ground targets, too

1 day ago

Microsoft open-sources Comic Chat, its cartoon IRC curiosity -- Step back three decades to 'a period when software teams were willing to color outside the lines'

6 days ago

Software bloat? This elevator needs an 8GB Core i5 -- This elevator is headed for floor Bork

8 days ago

Excel competition goes extreme, makes spreadsheet geeks compete from the street -- Defending world champ Diarmuid Early wins again despite being forced to solve puzzles outdoors

9 days ago

Lucky 13: SpaceX aims for July 16 Starship flight test -- Hopefully, the rocket won't go in the same direction as the company's share price

10 days ago

Photovoltaics are still running after a year under Swiss trains -- Solar boss reckons challenges are regulatory, not technological

10 days ago

Police intercept tipsy teens after Waymo snitches for shooting Orbeez out of the car -- Armed response and canine support called in for troublemaking duo ratted out by driverless car's array of cameras

15 days ago

C programmers commit fresh crimes against readability -- Prepare to be befuddled and bamboozled – and probably bewitched

18 days ago

Connect, disconnect, or just have a lovely beer -- Seeking a deeper meaning to a network error

21 days ago

NASA unsure Boeing Starliner will ever be certified for human flight -- Inspector General's report says time is running out for the Calamity Capsule

22 days ago

HS2's latest reset ditches autonomous train tech to get project back on track -- Britain's most expensive train set loses some of its best toys in bid to actually leave the station

23 days ago

Blue Origin insists New Glenn will rise from the ashes this year after explosion deleted launchpad -- CEO says reconstruction has begun, though the timetable looks ambitious

24 days ago

Portuguese bank sign's storage is about to cash out -- Time to switch back to paper and harvest that suddenly valuable RAM

25 days ago

US auto regulators want to kill robotaxi brake pedals -- Requiring driverless vehicles to keep human brake controls impedes innovation, the NHTSA says

27 days ago

Space Shuttle Endeavour stacks up nicely for new California exhibit -- Full launch configuration recreated ahead of Samuel Oschin Air and Space Center's November opening

27 days ago

They've read the scroll thing! AI helps decipher ancient document charred by Vesuvius -- 'Having certainly strained ourselves to the utmost through research and learning, we will no longer be inferior to them,' reads a scroll virtually unwrapped with the help of AI

26 days ago

Perseverance rover finds even more signs of extinct life on Mars -- Scientists remain skeptical, plead for someone to bring the rocks home

28 days ago

Ordering a trip back to 2009, with a side of nostalgia -- A time when Windows 7 was Microsoft's latest and greatest

29 days ago

Space Force goes to (pretend) orbital war following record-fast Rocket Lab launch -- Less than 17 hours after receiving orders, Rocket Lab put Pioneer in orbit for close-range maneuvers with True Anomaly's Jackal satellite

1 month ago

Digital indigestion: Fizzy Coca-Cola display chokes on full storage -- Ubuntu warning bubbles up on an Azores advertising screen

1 month ago

Ukraine puts its Russian war trophies online for allies to pick apart -- TrophyLab bad for Vlad as battlefield losses spill the secrets they had

1 month ago

Inspired by musical greeting cards, DARPA demands tiny, cheap, self-modifying systems -- One can't help but see a very clear instance of the triple constraint problem in action here

1 month ago

Small island nation tries bold tech education strategy -- Is the UK's social media ban for kids just reverse psychiatry?

1 month ago

EU won't force publishers to grant dead video games an afterlife -- Stop Killing Games campaign suffers setback as European Commission favors industry code of conduct over legal obligation

1 month ago

Britain sending Ukraine an extra 30,000 drones – now 150,000 all up -- Missiles and radars also included in £752M aid package

1 month ago

Waymo hits the brakes after robotaxis keep missing the signs for freeway construction zones -- Nearly 4,000 vehicles recalled for driving past closure warnings and between cones marking shut lanes

1 month ago

Rockstar Games faces full hearing over alleged union busting -- Tribunal rejects bid to strike blacklisting claims, with proceedings due to conclude shortly before GTA VI launches

1 month ago

Microsoft once used its own brand of 'Lego' to optimize Windows -- Making software feel snappier when you only have 12 MB RAM

1 month ago

DARPA seeks swappable satellites to help with future star wars -- Worried that an unexpected strike could take out critical orbital systems, Pentagon researchers want to know how fast the industry thinks it could launch replacements

1 month ago

The Y2K bug is back! Dutch dev digs up untimely flaw in old BSD build -- 26 years late and no threat unless you still run a PDP-11/70 and rely on short-wave timekeeping broadcasts

1 month ago

Munch Museum Windows display gives visitors something to scream about -- When art reflects modern realities

1 month ago

US Army picks out Vampire to fill a gap in its layered drone defenses -- L3Harris supplies system that can down incoming drones with laser-guided rockets

1 month ago

World Cup AI predictor now lets users ask daft what-ifs -- Spoiler: It doesn't end well for Team Register

1 month ago

XP-era Windows spotted haunting London's driverless railway -- A blast from the past greets commuters

1 month ago

Elon Musk is now worth more than $1,000,000,000,000 -- Retail investors lined up to get a handful of Musk's magic beans in SpaceX's debut

1 month ago

Windows bowls a BSOD at sports fans -- It's just not cricket

1 month ago

Hand-cranked AI box lets you get a workout while you wait for answers -- We're all familiar with AI cranks by now, but what about crank-powered AIs?

1 month ago

Blockbuster new Raspberry Pi project turns any screen into old-school VCR -- Who needs fancy menus and high definition? 240-MP will play your media files like it's 1999

1 month ago

Next stop, C:\ ... Paris Metro screen goes off the tracks -- Prochain arrêt: Gare du Bork! French capital city train does the tech can-can

1 month ago

NASA's Secret: Moon astronauts will be rocking Prada underwear -- What, you think any old liquid-cooled bodysuit would be acceptable to pair with such a fashionable outer layer?

1 month ago

Scientist models way to make sure no one's violating the ban on nuclear weapons in space -- There is a long-standing international treaty in place but we can't be the only ones side-eyeing world's current crop of politicos

14 days ago

Science - New Horizons Pluto probe just woke itself up after 321 days of hibernation

8 days ago

Ex-NASA boss points out small flaw in Moon landing plan: No lander -- Jim Bridenstine says Artemis 'extraordinarily complicated' compared to the days of Apollo and the Saturn V

15 days ago

NASA calls time on CAPSTONE after four years of lunar orbit lessons -- Advanced Space's privately owned probe will keep flying, but the agency's role is over

16 days ago

Astronomers spot exomoon candidate that's almost as massive as Jupiter

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8 hours ago

SpaceX Starship Flight Test 13 takes issue with the 'flight' bit

6 days ago

NASA's Artemis III will need three rockets to do the job Apollo did with one

7 days ago

Boffins bet on quantum computers, AI supers to solve fusion fuel dilemma -- Department of Energy, Cleveland Clinic, and IBM simulate a soup of molten salts and techno babble in pursuit of tritium

16 days ago

Japan's asteroid sample retriever rapidly buzzes remote space rock -- Zipped just 800m past Asteroid Torifune as part of very extended mission - and sent back a pic, too

16 days ago

NASA says it will isolate volunteers from the outside world for a year -- There might also be a downside

19 days ago

An artificial cell with a full lifecycle has been created for the first time -- SpudCell can feed, divide, and even outcompete its siblings. It's not truly alive, its creator tells us, but it could still transform the bioengineering world

22 days ago

Meta's non-surgical mind reading machine improves on prior projects, but still isn't great -- 61% word accuracy is progress, but the system still relies on users typing and can't yet support real-time communication. Implanted BCIs remain well ahead

23 days ago

Large Hadron Collider goes offline to make room for its enhanced successor -- The High-Luminosity LHC will be mostly the same machine, but it'll deliver 10 times the luminosity and just as little chance of destroying the universe - sorry, conspiracy theorists

23 days ago

EDGE AND IOT -- Philips to replace bricked Hue Bridge Pro devices -- Company releases a fresh firmware update. Go on, install it, we dare you...

9 days ago

Security -- EU and UK officially blame Russian spies for cyberattack on Poland's power grid -- Sweeping sanctions and condemnation follow op that could have left half a million without power in the depths of winter

7 days ago

SREs to AI agents: Prove yourself before you touch production - SPONSORED FEATURE: 696 experts find co-pilot welcome, autopilot not so much

9 days ago

ai and ml - Sticker shock has execs rethinking this whole AI thing - This week on The Reg's Kettle podcast, we wonder whether tokenminning is going to bring the industry back down to Earth

10 days ago