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The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere -- From COBOL and C to Linux and SQL, the unglamorous software that keeps the world running refuses to disappear9 hours ago
Satellite radio transmissions are jamming telescopes and driving astronomers batty -- 'What do we need to do better?' El Reg talks to comms boss about the problem6 hours ago
How Microsoft gave customers what they wanted: An audience with Bill Gates - Well kinda... Your call will be transferred to the next available assistant9 hours ago
Users prompt Elon Musk's Grok AI chatbot to remove clothes in photos then 'apologize' for it -- Repeat after me: Chatbots are not sentient and have no agency -- AI + ML1 hour ago
Headset hype meets harsh reality as Apple and Meta VR shipments fizzle in 2025 -- But how about some smart glasses instead? -- Personal Tech3 hours ago
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella becomes AI influencer, asks us all to move beyond slop -- Exec argues we need a new metaphor focused on AI as a lever rather than a job killer -- AI + ML1 hour ago
Bitfinex crypto thief who was serving five years thanks Trump for early release -- Netflix documentary part 2 in the works? -- Cyber-crime5 hours ago
Cybercrook claims to be selling infrastructure info about three major US utilities -- For the bargain price of 6.5 bitcoin -- Cyber-crime7 hours ago
Finnish cops grill crew of ship suspected of undersea cable sabotage -- EU 'closely monitoring' along with NATO as state action suspected but not confirmed -- Networks7 hours ago
Finally - a terminal solution to the browser wars -- A full-featured, Sixel-capable terminal browser for those who'd rather skip AI assistants -- Applications8 hours ago
Google snaps up datacenter power biz Intersect while xAI plans more capacity -- The AI era needs more juice -- Systems9 hours ago
Brit lands invite-only Aussie visa after uncovering vuln in government systems -- Jacob Riggs is set to swap London for Sydney some time in the next year -- Security9 hours ago
Starlink to lower orbits of thousands of satellites over safety concerns -- Move will see spacecraft shift from 550 km to 480 km as collision risks rise -- Networks11 hours ago
LockBit takedown architect gets New Year award from King Charles -- Gavin Webb orchestrated Operation Cronos as it pulled off the legendary disruption sting -- Cyber-crime11 hours ago
Safe CEO: AI is an assistant, not a replacement - Interview - There is no automated substitute for experienced staff, and 'if there's one thing AI has a never-ending thirst for ... it's data' AI + ML - 02 Jan 2026 - | 1910 hours ago
BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct - Episode 25 - After the boardroom is ransacked, it's straight into Arse Covering 1016 hours ago
The Y2K bug delayed my honeymoon ... by 17 years! -- ON CALL Y2K -- More tales of apocalypse avoided - including in an animal testing lab - and the hard work that made that possible -- Columnists18 hours ago
Satellite radio transmissions are jamming telescopes and driving astronomers batty -- Interview -- 'What do we need to do better?' El Reg talks to comms boss about the problem -- Science6 hours ago
Welcome to Wendy's! Before your order can be taken, you must first reset this kiosk -- Bork!Bork!Bork! -- Do you want bork with that? -- Offbeat1 day ago
How Microsoft gave customers what they wanted: An audience with Bill Gates -- Well kinda... Your call will be transferred to the next available assistant -- AI + ML -- 01 Jan 20261 day ago
Nvidia DMs TSMC: Please sir can I have some more? The Chinese are starved for H200s -- GPUzilla has reportedly received orders for more than two million units -- Systems -- 31 Dec 202513 hours ago
US Army seeks human AI officers to manage its battle bots -- What, weekend warriors from Silicon Valley not good enough? -- Public Sector -- 31 Dec 20251 day ago
European Space Agency hit again as cybercrims claim 200 GB data up for sale -- As in past incidents, ESA says the impact was limited to external systems -- Cyber-crime -- 31 Dec 20251 day ago
IPv6 just turned 30 and still hasn't taken over the world, but don't call it a failure -- Feature -- The world has passed it by in many ways, yet it remains relevant -- Networks2 days ago
Everybody has a theory about why Nvidia dropped $20B on Groq - they're mostly wrong -- El Reg speculates about what GPUzilla really gets out of the deal -- Systems2 days ago
The most durable tech is boring, old, and everywhere -- Opinion -- From COBOL and C to Linux and SQL, the unglamorous software that keeps the world running refuses to disappear -- Software2 days ago
Hong Kong's newest anti-scam technology is over-the-counter banking -- Funds in 'Money Safe' accounts are only available when customers appear for face-to-face verification -- Cyber-crime2 days ago
Rebellions AI Puts Together An HBM And Arm Alliance To Take On Nvidia10 days ago
Liquid Cooling Means More Performance And Less Heat For Supercomputing11 days ago
HBM Supply Curve Gets Steeper, But Still Can't Meet Demand14 days ago
Nvidia Nearly Completes Its Control Freakery With Slurm Acquisition15 days ago
'PromptQuest' is the worst game of 2025. You play it when trying to make chatbots work - Opinion - Everything you hated about text adventure games is now being sold as a productivity tool6 hours ago
Cybersecurity pros admit to moonlighting as ransomware scum -- Pair became ALPHV affiliates to prey on US-based clients -- Cyber-crime2 days ago
New York's incoming mayor bans Raspberry Pi at his inauguration party -- Zohran Mamdani appears not to understand that smartphones can be used for evil -- Security3 days ago
ServiceNow lays out possible co-CEO structure, but says no change imminent -- The ITSM outfit would join Oracle, Comcast, and Netflix in installing bunk beds in the corner office -- CxO3 days ago
iPad kids are more anxious, less resilient, and slower decision makers -- The solution? Lock up the screens and read to your kids -- Science3 days ago
An early end to the holidays: 'Heartbleed of MongoDB' is now under active exploit -- You didn't think you'd get to enjoy your time off without a major cybersecurity incident, did you? -- Patches3 days ago
Banksy's Limitless limited by Windows Activation - Bork!Bork!Bork! Digital screen snafu or satirical comment on Microsoft's licensing policies? OSes - 30 Dec 2025 - | 2934 minutes ago
When the AI bubble pops, Nvidia becomes the most important software company overnight -- Want to survive the crash? Find another way to make money with GPUs -- AI + ML3 days ago
Docker Hardened Images now free, devs give cautious welcome15 days ago
GitHub to charge for self-hosted runners from March 202616 days ago
Cursor AI editor gets visual designer – but bugs and ever-changing UI irk developers17 days ago
Rust boosted by permanent adoption for Linux kernel code18 days ago
Cisco XDR in 30: Turning Security Signals Into Confident Action - How network-led Cisco XDR helps teams see threats clearly and respond faster - Sponsored Post18 hours ago
Tis the season when tech leaders rub their crystal balls -- 2026 is the year where AI must meet ROI in the enterprise, and the key to delivering it is data governance. -- AI + ML3 days ago
We will be cruising at 35,000 feet and failing to update our Apache HTTP Server - Bork!Bork!Bork! Now replace the autopilot with Copilot - Offbeat - 30 Dec 2025 - | 3711 hours ago
Korean telco failed at femtocell security, exposed customers to snooping and fraud -- One cert, in plaintext, on thousands of devices, led to what looks like years of crime -- Cyber-crime3 days ago
Project Silica's glass storage archive tech progress10 days ago
Osmium storage analysts look ahead to 2026 and beyond10 days ago
Optera's room-temperature spectral hole optical storage archive12 days ago
Lenovo DE6600: The Storage Engine Built for HPC Acceleration14 days ago
Zuck buys Chinese AI company Manus that claims it deals in actions, not words - UPDATED - 'General agents' to infuse Meta's products real soon now - AI + ML - 30 Dec 2025 - | 282 days ago
Nvidia spends $5B on Intel bailout, instantly gets $2.5B richer -- The deal negotiated in September locked Nvidia into a purchase price of $23 per share. Intel shares traded at $36 on Monday -- Systems4 days ago
Indian cops cuff ex-Coinbase rep over selling customer info to crims -- There's more where that came from, CEO says -- Cyber-crime4 days ago
Liquid cooling means more performance and less heat for supercomputing - How Lenovo Neptune became the cooling technology behind the world's greenest supercomputers - Sponsored Feature14 days ago
Crims disconnect Wired subscribers from their privacy, publish deets online -- Extortion group Lovely claims to have stolen 40 million pieces of info from publisher Conde Nast -- Cyber-crime4 days ago
Sam Altman is willing to pay somebody $555,000 a year to keep ChatGPT in line -- There's a big salary up for grabs if you can handle a high-stress role with a track record of turnover -- AI + ML4 days ago
Imagine there's no AI. It's easy if you try -- Four completely non-AI-related trends that will shape the future -- Systems3 days ago
How California built one of the world's biggest public-sector IT systems -- 20 years, multiple delays, and millions of dollars later, FI$Cal is live – mostly -- Public Sector4 days ago
Europe's cloud challenge: Building an Airbus for the digital age -- Feature -- Countries that banded together to challenge Boeing in the air try to do the same to AWS, Microsoft, and Google on the ground -- PaaS + IaaS4 days ago
When the lights went out, and the shooting started, Y2K started to feel all too real -- On Call Y2K -- More millennial tech support tales from your fellow readers -- Columnists4 days ago
Former IBM CEO Lou Gerstner passes, aged 83 -- Oversaw a significant resurgence in Big Blue's fortunes during the dotcom era -- On-Prem4 days ago
Accused data thief threw MacBook into a river to destroy evidence -- Former staffer of Korean e-tailer Coupang accessed 33 million records but may have done less damage than feared -- Cyber-crime4 days ago
China wants to ban making yourself into an AI to keep aged relatives company -- Asia In Brief -- PLUS: Australia buys air-gapped Google Cloud; Huawei triples use of home-built components; JAXA blames low pressure for rocket crash; And more -- AI + ML5 days ago
Death, torture, and amputation: How cybercrime shook the world in 2025 - The human harms of cyberattacks piled up this year, and violence expected to increase - Cyber-crime - 28 Dec 2025 - | 143 days ago
Seville: Famed for blue skies and now Blue Screens of Death -- BORK!BORK!BORK! -- Hotel guests get a blast from the past courtesy of classic Windows BSOD -- Offbeat3 days ago
SSL Santa greets London Victoria visitors with a borked update -- Bork!Bork!Bork! -- Best not touch that screen, eh? -- Offbeat6 days ago
Built for what's next: Arm's advantage in the AI PC era - When considering your upgrade for Windows 11, it's time to look at Arm vs x86 - It's an upgrade to improved efficiency, performance, and battery life.1 month ago
Data sovereignty: Don't just tick the box, think outside it -- How your data strategy can fuel innovation1 month ago
How TeamViewer builds enterprise trust through security-first design -- What to do when even your espresso machine needs end-to-end encryption1 month ago
Bring complexity under control with enterprise-grade Kubernetes -- No, it'll probably never be a doddle – but you don't have to take the hard way when deploying Kubernetes, says Nutanix1 month ago
Stop the slop by disabling AI features in Chrome -- The most popular desktop browser is festooned with Google AI, but you can make at least some of it go away -- AI + ML7 days ago
From AI to analog, cybersecurity tabletop exercises look a little different this year -- Practice makes perfect -- Security7 days ago
From video games to cyber defense: If you don't think like a hacker, you won't win - interview - In supercharged AI race, defenders need to keep up - Security - 26 Dec 2025 - | 214 days ago
Coming Wi-Fi 8 will bring reliability rather than greater speed -- Smarter access-point handoffs, better scheduling, fewer stalls -- Networks7 days ago
IT team forced to camp in the office for days after Y2K bug found in boss's side project -- On Call Y2K -- The lack of trust that leads to outsourcing can be expensive -- Columnists7 days ago
Humanoid robots are still novelty acts, but investment is surging to make them real tomorrow - Investment and interest have outpaced technology and society - AI + ML - 25 Dec 2025 - | 422 days ago
AMD Strix Halo vs Nvidia DGX Spark: Which AI workstation comes out on top? -- Hands On -- Two tiny boxes, 128 GB apiece – but very different strengths -- Systems8 days ago
AI and cybersecurity: Two sides of the same coin - Practical lessons on securing AI and using AI to strengthen defence - Sponsored Post14 days ago
You don't need Linux to run free and open source software -- Part 2 -- Alternative apps to empower older versions of macOS or Windows -- OSes8 days ago
Salesforce's ChatGPT integration is really about stopping customers from leaking their own data -- Execs say DIY OpenAI connections risked pushing CRM data past the 'trust boundary' -- AI + ML8 days ago
AI faces closing time at the cash buffet -- opinion -- Will businesses continue to invest in something that's shown so little return? -- AI + ML9 days ago
Pen testers accused of 'blackmail' after reporting Eurostar chatbot flaws -- AI goes off the rails ... because of shoddy guardrails -- Security9 days ago
Garmin autopilot lands small aircraft without human assistance - Updated - ATC: 'I don't know if you can hear me but cleared to land' AI + ML - 24 Dec 2025 - | 9311 hours ago
US shuts down phisherfolk's $14.6M password-hoarding platform -- Crooks used platform to scoop up and store banking credentials for big-money thefts -- Cyber-crime9 days ago
Waymo pings updates to San Francisco fleet to prevent power outage chaos 2.0 -- Meanwhile, new outages, linked to storms, are pelting the area -- AI + ML9 days ago
Sight of Clippy, Internet Explorer scares baby -- Reg reader introduces newborn to Microsoft ugly sweater. Child not amused -- Offbeat9 days ago
One real reason AI isn't delivering: Meatbags in manglement -- Feature -- Stuck in pilot purgatory? Confused about returns? You're not alone -- AI + ML9 days ago
North American air defense troops ready for 70th year of Santa tracking -- A newspaper misprint began a Christmas Eve tradition joining holiday cheer with military technology -- Offbeat9 days ago
NASA tries Curiosity rover's Mastcam to work out where MAVEN might be -- Time running out for savin' MAVEN as stricken spacecraft still silent as Mars solar conjunction nears -- Science9 days ago
Keeping Windows and macOS alive past their sell-by date -- Part 1 -- Practical steps to make an aging operating system usable into 2026 -- OSes9 days ago
