America's top cyber-defense agency left a GitHub repo open with with passwords, keys, tokens, and incredibly obvious filenames - I wonder what's in 'external-secret-repo-creds.yaml' and 'AWS-Workspace-Firefox-Passwords.csv'?

3 hours ago

Indra rides off with £1.96B Transport for London ticketing deal as Oyster heads for back-office overhaul -- Nothing says 'future of urban transit' like a defense contractor running your bus, tube, and train pass

16 hours ago

'Workforce rebalancing' comes for Kyndryl, and delivery teams are in the firing line -- Big Blue spinout eyes up to $500M in savings and agentic AI while insiders grumble it's still 'IBM without the hardware'

1 hour ago

Frustrated franchisee sues Pizza Hut over crappy kitchen AI -- The Hut stands accused of breaching its franchise agreement by forcing 'algorithmic behaviors that slowed production and delivery' on restaurants, leading to $100M in losses one group wants back

16 hours ago

Google Cloud suspended major customer Railway.com without cause, causing outage -- This is the service we get when we spend $10m plus? asks automated code deployment outfit

1 hour ago

The big AI companies are going to see their margins disappear -- AI will indeed eat the world – if your world involves software-size margins

23 hours ago

Microsoft says cu l8r to text message security -- Old, busted, insecure authentication to be replaced with something shinier and safer

45 minutes ago

AMD says its $4K Ryzen AI Halo workstation practically pays for itself -- Assuming you're vibe coding for 8 hours a day, that is

1 hour ago

Public Sector - Smaller suppliers invited to pitch for £2.9B UK defense tech framework - Government Commercial Agency wants DIPS 2 to reach beyond MoD buyers and the usual big-name suppliers

3 hours ago

PostgreSQL backup tool gets some backup of its own after sole maintainer sounds alarm -- AWS, Percona, Supabase, pgEdge, and Tiger Data rally round pgBackRest with funding pledge

3 hours ago

Databases - London's police asked Big Tech for comms data over 700,000 times last year - A Freedom of Information Act request shows the extent of the surveillance

1 hour ago

Space factories edge closer after experimental capsule survives hypersonic landing -- Varda hails success of autonomous touchdown tech and celebrates heat data haul

4 hours ago

AI sackings reach New Zealand, which will use it to eject 14 percent of government staff -- Minister demands AI becomes 'basic expectation for all public entities'

8 hours ago

Anthropic's Stainless steal tightens grip on AI dev tooling -- Claude maker nabs SDK and MCP tooling biz, plans to sunset platform

12 hours ago

Google accused of pushing 'free for life' G Suite users onto paid plans -- Users claim personal family domains are being falsely flagged for commercial use, leaving long-time G Suite Legacy customers facing a pay-up-or-lose-access ultimatum

14 hours ago

Security - Microsoft shuts down illegal code-signing operation used by ransomware crims to mask their malware - 'Thousands' of US victims, including 12+ machines owned and operated by Redmond

15 hours ago

Trump jumps from 'anything goes' to 'strict regulation' AI policy -- In a word, 'Huh?' -- Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols

19 hours ago

Microsoft's bad obsession is showing up in shabby services and slipshod software. Here's proof -- If you can't bother to keep GitHub running, why should we bother with you? -- Rupert Goodwins

6 days ago

AWS plants more tombstones in the application graveyard -- Corey Quinn

19 hours ago

Locked, stocked, and losing budget: AI vendor lock-in bites back -- Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols

6 days ago

Anthropic's magic code-sniffer: More Swiss cheese than cheddar, for now -- Rupert Goodwins

6 days ago

AI quota inflation is no token effort. It's baked in -- Rupert Goodwins

13 days ago

QUIC will soon be as important as TCP – but it's vastly different -- Bruce Davie

14 days ago

The only technology that died more times than VR is AI, and that seems to have worked out -- Mark Pesce

13 days ago

What happened when AI ran into the cold hard reality of the legal profession - Rupert Goodwins

19 hours ago

AI + ML -- Google touts its tokenmaxxing and capex spending amid AI orgy -- Chocolate Factory readies always-on agents for searchers

45 minutes ago

Software -- Firefox 151 helps you edit PDFs – and switch OSes -- Export a profile on Windows, restore it on Linux. Extensions and themes too

1 hour ago

AI + ML -- Shadow AI invades the workplace, up 4x in the last year -- Employers increasingly blind to unauthorized AI use and where their staff are sending proprietary files

1 hour ago

Airbus gets HPC-as-a-service supercomputer from Bull -- Aerospace giant rents new system over 5 years to help develop new aircraft

20 hours ago

SAP customers warned AI agents could put costs on autopilot -- Billing will be based on 'actions,' whatever those are, leaving enterprises to wonder how fast the meter might run

21 hours ago

Personal Tech -- X limits hot takes from freeloaders to 50 a day -- How will they manage? It's not like anyone can see their posts anyway

4 hours ago

AI + ML -- 1 in 5 Brits think AI layoffs could trigger civil unrest -- UK folk increasingly don't believe AI jobs revolution will end in prosperity for anyone outside the boardroom, say researchers

12 hours ago

SAP's AI strategy: Come for the openness, stay because you have to -- Joule Studio 2.0 waves the flag of interoperability, API policy tells enterprises who's really in charge

1 day ago

Windows Firewall stands between you and greasy delight -- You don't really want that entering your system, do you?

1 day ago

AI + ML -- The class of 2026 has heard enough about AI, thanks -- From campus ceremonies to Linux communities and academic journals, resistance to LLM evangelism is getting louder

16 hours ago

VMware quietly debuts Arm hypervisor tech preview -- Supports Nvidia Grace and Ampere processors

1 day ago

MAGA's Mace wants to make power bills great again, calls for datacenter moratorium -- Even self-described 'Trump in high heels' candidate warns bit barns could send power bills soaring

1 day ago

Uncle Sam's next big supercomputer might use something more exotic than GPUs -- Chip startup NextSilicon's high-performance-computing-focused accelerators get Sandia National Lab's stamp of approval

1 day ago

Yes, you can serve a website from a $1 microcontroller -- Well, page is more accurate, but the source code is available if you want to try doing something even crazier

1 day ago

Dutch cops' shame game works wonders as most wanted scammers now turned in -- Game Over?! gamified the identification of scammers who sought thrills from terrorising the elderly

1 hour ago

AI + ML -- 'Big AI' is subverting regulations just like tobacco and oil firms -- Researchers warn that regulatory capture means industry concerns trump those of citizens

1 day ago

Hardening open source projects may deter contributions -- TanStack weighs invitation-only pull requests after supply chain attack -- Shai-Hulud worm exploited GitHub Actions misconfiguration to poison shared cache, now project weighing nuclear option on unsolicited contributions

4 hours ago

Personal Tech -- Microsoft remembers that taskbars used to move -- Experimental Windows 11 build restores some old favorites, though the rough edges are still showing

1 day ago

NGINX Rift attackers waste no time targeting exposed servers -- Researchers say 18-year-old flaw already being probed and exploited just days after disclosure

15 hours ago

Poland directs officials to ditch Signal in favor of 'secure' state-developed alternative -- Shift comes amid mounting reports of successful social engineering attacks targeting higher-ups in government

19 hours ago

Windows boot partition runs out of space for Microsoft's May security update -- Testing? We've heard of it

2 days ago

F-35 software delays leave UK buying time with US glide bombs -- MoD says StormBreaker will plug gap until homegrown SPEAR 3 integration lands

21 hours ago

Mozilla warns UK: Breaking VPNs will not magically fix Britain's age-check mess -- Firefox maker says the tools are basic security infrastructure, not teenage contraband

22 hours ago

Google tells database devs to lean hard on AI for PostgreSQL work -- Cloud giant says humans remain accountable, even when code gets an assist from the machines

2 days ago

Personal Tech -- Doom soundtrack added to National Recording Registry -- Haters are gonna hate the fact Bobby Prince's demonic dirges rank with Taylor Swift's 1989

1 day ago

Cyber-Crime -- Grafana Labs admits all its codebase are belong to someone who popped its GitHub account -- No customer info stolen, no impact to operations, and no blackmail payment

22 hours ago

Personal Tech -- Samsung's weather app sparks storm of controversy by handing territory to North Korea -- PLUS: China-linked cyber-attack on central Asian oil sector; Bottom falls out of Indian smartphone sales; And more!

1 day ago

Security -- Linus Torvalds says AI-powered bug hunters have made Linux security mailing list 'almost entirely unmanageable' -- Multiple researchers using the same tools to find the same bugs are creating 'unnecessary pain and pointless work'

19 hours ago

GNOME may rule Ubuntu Resolute Raccoon, but X.org isn't roadkill yet -- Seven official flavors offer alternatives to the default Wayland-only desktop – and Xfce looks like the leanest

14 days ago

AI + ML - OpenClaw, but in containers: Meet NanoClaw - A smaller, security-conscious take on the viral AI agent platform

9 days ago

Open source registries don't have enough money to implement basic security - Free beer is great. Securing the keg costs money

9 days ago

Europe built sovereign clouds to escape US control. Then forgot about the processors

3 days ago

KDE bags €1.3M as Europe realizes it might need an OS of its own

5 days ago

Vietnam to develop domestic cloud so it can ditch risky overseas operators for government workloads

7 days ago

Europe wants out from under US tech – but first it has to find the exits

9 days ago

Microsoft levels up Azure Local to make it fit for large-scale sovereign clouds

14 days ago

SUSE's sovereignty pitch meets an inconvenient $6 billion question

14 days ago

UK told its Big Tech habit is now a national security risk

14 days ago

Digital sovereignty isn't just a buzzword – it's the future

14 days ago

France's digital directorate dumping Windows desktops, adopting Linux instead

14 days ago

OpenInfra General Manager talks sovereignty, governments deploying tech 'kill switches'

14 days ago

OSes -- Classic 7 is Windows 10 LTSC cosplaying as Windows 7 -- Uncanny rebuild resurrects the 2009 desktop, complete with support, updates, and licensing questions

1 day ago

Public Sector -- Wanted: Digital chief for England's schools. Must enjoy data, AI, and concrete problems -- Are you ready to RAAC?

2 days ago

AI + ML -- AI-generated code is 'pain waiting to happen' -- The boom is piling up technical debt, warns Lightrun's Moshe Sambol

1 day ago

Personal Tech -- Cloud-managed earbuds sound strange - as a concept, and on a plane -- The Register tests Dell's first attempt at outplaying Apple's AirPods

2 days ago

AI + ML -- One in seven Brits swapped their GP for ChatGPT, study finds -- Patients are using chatbots for medical advice, while the NHS is still debating where AI belongs

1 day ago

Google reimburses Register sources who were victims of API fraud -- But it's holding fast on auto-expanding customers' budgets

3 days ago

Datacenters slurping up so much juice they boosted prices 75% in largest US energy market -- BYO power for AI bit barns may be the best way to ease the problem, says energy watchdog

4 days ago

Git is unprepared for the AI coding tsunami -- An influx of agents is pushing GitHub to the brink

4 days ago

AI + ML -- AI agents show they can create exploits, not just find vulns -- Mythos and GPT-5.5 muscle out the competition

2 days ago

PERSONAL TECH -- LocalSend puts your sneakernet out of business -- Like AirDrop, minus the Apple lock-in

2 days ago

OSes -- Microsoft puts stability in the driver's seat with new initiative -- User interface tweaks are nice, but reliable drivers matter more

2 days ago

Datacenter builds could be shielded from judicial review in UK planning reforms -- British government wants to ensure no hold-ups for critical energy and infrastructure projects

45 minutes ago

Memory godboxes could offer relief from the RAMpocalypse -- Amid the AI-fueled memory crunch, will Compute Express Link finally have its moment to shine?

9 days ago

Datacenter to become Arm's biggest business 'soon' -- Someone other than Meta is buying $1bn of its new AGI chips

13 days ago

Musk has never built a wafer fab, but he wants to burn $119B on one anyway -- Initial phases of SpaceX's Terafab project in rural Texas are expected to cost about 1.25 Twitters

13 days ago

Qualcomm teases 'dedicated CPU for agentic experiences' and 'agentic smartphones' -- Enters the custom AI silicon business with secret silicon for an un-named hyperscaler

14 days ago

Fujitsu confirms mainframe biz to die in 2035, in time for quantum AI supercomputers to take over -- In talks with Japan, the UK, and Australia on defense tech that can 'contribute to global stability'

14 days ago

Personal Tech -- Google sidles up to unsuspecting users, asks for their number -- You may only get 5GB of storage instead of 15GB if you don't share your digits with the Chocolate Factory

2 days ago

Science -- NASA's Psyche mission set for a brief encounter with Mars -- There sure are some clever people on Earth

2 days ago

AI + ML -- Anthropic urges Uncle Sam to kneecap China's AI ambitions before 2028 -- Claude maker warns authoritarian regimes could set the rules unless Washington tightens chip and model controls

2 days ago

Exploited Exchange Server flaw turns OWA inboxes into script launchpads -- Microsoft mitigation may bork inline images, calendar printing while admins wait for a proper patch

4 days ago

Patch time for Cisco SD-WAN admins as vendor drops yet another make-me-admin zero-day -- CISA hands feds super-tight deadline for this perfect-10, actively exploited flaw

1 day ago

X tells Ofcom it will finally check its moderation inbox - Comms watchdog says Musk's social media platform will now review reports of illegal hate and terror content within 24 hours... on average

2 days ago

Security -- OpenAI caught in TanStack npm supply chain chaos after employee devices compromised -- Attackers stole a limited amount of internal credential material after malware hidden in poisoned packages reached two staff machines

1 day ago

Public Sector -- Britain's latest civil servant is a chatbot trained on GOV.UK misery -- Whitehall says the AI assistant will help citizens navigate public services faster; others may see it as a cheaper alternative to answering the phone

3 days ago

MPs want social media treated more like unsafe toys than harmless apps -- Parliamentary committee tells ministers online safety regime is failing children and warns 'no action is not an option'

1 day ago

On-call techie decided job was done and hit the bottle – just before his pager went off -- Lazy weekend of Grand Prix fun turned into a terrifying all-nighter

5 days ago

AWS racks M3 Ultra Macs that boast specs you can't currently buy -- Manages to get its hands on some Mac Studio machines before the OpenClaw machine grabs them

5 days ago

The Hardware Crunch: How Supply Chain Turbulence Is Forcing a New IT Playbook -- Infrastructure teams are facing a perfect storm: extended hardware lead times, rising costs driven by AI demand, and accelerated platform timelines.

13 days ago

Overcoming the trade-offs in data sovereignty -- What does data sovereignty actually mean for your network, which trade-offs are unavoidable? Learn more.

1 day ago

From Prompt to Exploit: How LLMs Are Changing API Attacks -- Modern applications are API-driven, interconnected, and often over-permissioned, making them an ideal target for AI-assisted attacks.

5 days ago

Identity Resilience: The New Mandate for Cyber Survival -- Join Druva experts for a compelling deep dive into what it takes to build an identity-first recovery strategy in this new threat landscape.

14 days ago

Identity Resilience: The New Mandate for Cyber Survival -- Join Druva experts for a compelling deep dive into what it takes to build an identity-first recovery strategy in this new threat landscape.

14 days ago

Unfriendly Followers: The Black Market For Your Identity -- They'll reveal how attackers use your profile as intel and show you how to make yourself harder to target

14 days ago

How Agents are Reshaping AI Security -- AI adoption is accelerating and with it comes a new security challenge.

7 days ago

How Agents are Reshaping AI Security -- AI adoption is accelerating and with it comes a new security challenge.

7 days ago

AI Found the Problem. Now What? -- AI is transforming the software development lifecycle, helping teams identify and remediate vulnerabilities before they reach production.

11 days ago

Virtual Cyber Recovery Sim -- Step into the chaos of a live ransomware breach, test your response skills, and team up with other IT and security pros to outsmart cybercriminals

1 day ago

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14 days ago

Possible Samsung strike puts even more pressure on memory pricing -- As a senior policymaker ponders whether all South Koreans should enjoy an 'AI dividend'

5 days ago

Cerebras risked it all on dinner plate-sized AI accelerators a decade ago. Today it's worth $66B -- Here's a look at the tech powering the first big IPO of 2026

5 days ago

Nobody believes the 'criminals and scumbags' who hacked Canvas really deleted stolen student data -- Other than Instructure execs - maybe?

1 day ago

AI + ML -- Sick and wrong: Ontario auditors find doctors' AI note takers routinely blow basic facts -- 60% of evaluated AI Scribe systems mixed up prescribed drugs in patient notes, auditors say

4 days ago

AI + ML -- Anthropic tosses agents into the API billing pool -- Limits Claude subscriptions to interactive use

5 days ago

UK begins antitrust inquiry into Microsoft's business software ecosystem -- Brit regulator has 'heard' customers can't always 'effectively combine software from Microsoft with that of other providers'

5 days ago

Personal Tech - AI to infest eight in ten premium phones within two years

45 minutes ago

Dude... where's my password? Claude reunites forgetful stoner with $400k Bitcoin stash -- AI to the rescue as 11-year search for password turns up in old PC files

5 days ago

Anthropic's Bun Rust rewrite merged at speed of AI -- Version 1.3.14 of JavaScript toolkit released as last Zig version; a million lines of Rust code merged in gargantuan commit

5 days ago

Americans would rather have a nuclear plant in their backyard than a datacenter -- AI and the bit barns that power it have developed a serious PR problem

6 days ago

Both Fedora and Ubuntu will get AI support – soon -- Furores are fermenting in the forums

9 days ago

macOS 27 threatens to bury Time Capsule, FOSS brings a shovel -- Apple's old backup boxes only speak AFP and SMB1, but NetBSD under the hood gives them one last shot

10 days ago

NHS code clampdown draws open source backlash -- Plus a petition for the UK Civil Service to go FOSS by default

13 days ago

Where to buy a non-Apple, non-Google smartphone -- Both Cupertino and Google are imposing ever stricter limits on their phones – but you have alternatives

1 day ago

Dell Bulks Up Hardware As AI Infrastructure Shifts To On-Premises

20 hours ago

Cisco Wins Over AI Customers With Merchant Silicon And Optics

1 day ago

With Its IPO Done, Cerebras Can Get Back To Pushing The AI Envelope

4 days ago

HPE Throws VM Users A Lifeline, Unifying Containers And VM Management In Cloud Stack

7 days ago

PowerStore gets performance and capacity upgrades - and there's more

16 hours ago

HPE and Cohesity strengthen cyber-resilience partnership

1 day ago

Everpure's immutable snapshots provide accelerated malware attack recovery

16 hours ago

Dell's AI Factory getting supercharged storage

1 day ago

TanStack weighs invitation-only pull requests after supply chain attack

23 hours ago

Anthropic's Bun Rust rewrite merged at speed of AI

5 days ago

Microsoft aims to speed Windows with 'leap forward' in WinUI 3 perf

5 days ago

C++ survey finds AI use rising, though trust is in short supply

8 days ago

Science -- NASA fleshes out Artemis III, the Moon mission that won't go to the Moon -- SpaceX and Blue Origin may yet get a role in low Earth orbit rehearsal, readiness permitting

4 days ago

Security -- Cops arrest man suspected of being Dream Market kingpin -- Owe Martin Andresen faces charges in both US and Germany connected with money laundering, claims he sent gold bars directly to his doorstep

2 days ago

Public Sector -- UK government prescribes Single Patient Record for NHS data chaos -- Doctors welcome joined-up care plan, but warn patient trust depends on safeguards, access controls, and knowing where Palantir fits in

5 days ago

Security -- Dirty Frag gets a sequel as Fragnesia hands Linux attackers root-level access -- Fresh kernel flaw comes with public exploit code and continues ugly run of highly reliable privilege escalation bugs tied to memory and page-cache handling

2 days ago

Public sector -- Calling the cops just got extra AI as police seek to add tech to contact systems -- AI already listening in to call handlers in real time, conducting live database searches

5 days ago

SaaS -- Bedrock and a hard place: Claude adventure leaves AWS user staring down $30K invoice -- CAD: Cost Anomaly Detection or Create Astounding Debt?

4 days ago

Security -- To gain root access at this company, all an intruder had to do was ask nicely -- Human IT managers thought they were being nice to the boss, but were assisting a threat actor

2 days ago

AI +ML -- AI models are getting better at replacing cybersecurity pros on certain tasks -- UK researchers find LLMs are learning to finish jobs faster and improving all the time

2 days ago

Welcome to the vulnpocalypse, as vendors use AI to find bugs and patches multiply like rabbits -- Palo Alto Networks found and fixed 75 flaws this month, up from its usual five

2 days ago

AWS to Quick admins: The access control didn't work, but you weren't using it anyway, so what's the problem? -- If a setting fails in the forest and nobody hears it ...

1 day ago

ZTE releases Sustainability Report 2025: driving a new chapter in sustainable development through AI

4 hours ago

ZTE Showcases AI Interactive Flat Panel at the Broadband User Congress in Brazil

1 day ago

ZTE showcases at GSMA M360 LATAM 2026, driving future business model restructuring - AI & network two-way integration

5 days ago

Fusion for the future: XLSMART and ZTE partnering for a boundless digital Indonesia

5 days ago

ZTE and Telkom Indonesia sign strategic MoU to accelerate digital solutions and infrastructure development

5 days ago

ZTE advances intelligent network monetization strategy at AGC2026, empowering ISPs for sustainable growth

7 days ago

ZTE hosts 2026 Broadband User Congress in São Paulo, under the Theme "Monetize Your Intelligent Broadband"

7 days ago

ZTE and MediaTek unveil Tri-band Wi-Fi 7, targeting a relatively unexplored premium niche in Brazil

7 days ago

ZTE and Claro launch next-generation 4K Ultra HD IP STB in Brazil

8 days ago

AI inference just plays by different rules

13 days ago

DON'T MISS -- Anthropic sues US government after unprecedented national security designation -- Brands Trump administration decision 'legally unsound' and has 'no choice but to challenge it in court'

14 days ago

SOFTWARE -- Google's AI-enabled mouse pointer understands 'this' and 'that' -- Right-clicking could go the way of the 3.5-inch floppy at the Chocolate Factory

5 days ago

On-Prem -- Datacenters are having fewer, but bigger failures -- And neither AI nor international conflict are helping

6 days ago

AI + ML -- Anthropic butts in to small business, promises help with payroll and other core tasks -- But Pro or Max biz users should know that the company may train its AI on your data

5 days ago

Security -- Bug hunter tracks down three massive MCP flaws and one vendor won't fix theirs -- Apache, Alibaba databases vulnerable and only one has a patch

5 days ago

AI + ML -- See through local AI lies with Irish eyes -- ICCL Enforce project offers Verity fact-checking server

6 days ago

AI + ML -- Dissatisfied: Three-fourths of AI customer service rollouts are a letdown -- AI rollback rates hit 81% at firms with mature guardrails, suggesting enterprises are struggling to manage the systems in production, says Sinch

6 days ago

On-Prem -- Utah mega datacenter could dump 23 atomic bombs worth of energy per day -- Physicist warns proposed Stratos campus could seriously affect local environment

6 days ago

Custom PC worked in the lab, failed on site – and so did the angry client

1 day ago

User found the perfect formula to make Excel misbehave

7 days ago

To fix this Wi-Fi network, we'll need a crane

14 days ago

Networks - Support tech caught by 'Technician Aura': the bug that only hides when you're watching - All that kit, and the fix was simply stepping aside

1 day ago

Offbeat - Tech support chap's boss got him out of jail so he could finish a job

1 day ago

Contractor quaffed his way through Y2K compliance while the client scowled

1 day ago

Engineer sabotaged hardware then complained when it didn't work

7 days ago

While you're here, could you go out of your way to do an impossible job?

12 days ago

AI + ML - Yes, local LLMs are ready to ease the compute strain - In The Register's Kettle podcast we discuss how Anthropic might be thinking about space to ease computing pain, but Claude Code on your laptop is way more practical

1 hour ago

GPT-5.5 may burn fewer tokens, but it always burns more cash -- It's not just gas prices skyrocketing. Frontier-model pricing keeps climbing too

10 days ago

Mozilla boasts Mythos boosted Firefox bug cull -- Yet it remains unclear if Anthropic's uber model was effective, or if better model middleware is what makes the difference

8 days ago

Google's fix for critical Gemini CLI bug might break your CI/CD pipelines -- This CVSS 10.0 RCE vuln has been patched, automatically for some, so better check those workflows

12 days ago

Google stuffs Gemini into Android Studio Panda 2 to build apps from prompts -- The card game bridge could be a bridge too far for Mountain View's AI

14 days ago

Anthropic response to 1-click pwn: Shouldn't have clicked 'ok' -- Security biz Adversa AI argues users of AI tools need clearer warnings

9 days ago

Using AI to click around on a website burns 45x as many tokens as just using APIs -- For AI agents, seeing is expensive

13 days ago

Security -- Mystery Microsoft bug leaker keeps the zero-days coming -- Security pros warn YellowKey claim could make stolen laptops a much bigger problem

5 days ago

On-Prem -- Rust stalks IBM mainframes, but only in nightly form -- Patch series would bring memory-safe code to Linux's s390 port, with compiler caveats attached

5 days ago

Public sector -- Royal Household seeks £3M finance system fit for a King -- One seeks contractor to manage millions in taxpayer cash, will provide generous 20% off Windsor biscuit tins and tea towels

6 days ago

OSes -- Microsoft aims to speed Windows with 'leap forward' in WinUI 3 perf -- Bittersweet post tells devs what they already knew: The framework is too slow

6 days ago

Science -- SpaceX sets date for Starship test that asks: Did we break anything in the upgrade? -- May 19 launch will put redesigned rocket, pad, and engines through their paces

6 days ago

Public Sector -- Greater Manchester still says no to NHS data platform with Palantir at its heart -- Public concern has only grown, says ICB, while evidence of benefits remains thin

6 days ago

OSes -- Microsoft gives Windows Update a Ctrl-Z for bad drivers -- Cloud-powered undo will roll back dodgy code without users or hardware partners lifting a finger

6 days ago

Public sector -- London cops hail fixed facial recognition cams after suspects collared every 35 mins -- Croydon trial helped secure 173 arrests, though civil liberties groups remain unconvinced

6 days ago

OSes -- Linux gains more critical Windows apps: 3D Movie Maker and Space Cadet Pinball -- Further demonstrating its role as industry default OS the versatility of modern porting tools

6 days ago

Databases -- dBase debased: Database titan fades to black after 47 years -- Blog post mourning decline appears to have helped knock what was left of the veteran app's online presence offline

6 days ago

AI + ML -- SAP U-turn brings AI features to ECC and on-prem S/4HANA -- CEO says there is 'no confusion at all' after cloud-only innovation plan drew flak

6 days ago

Security -- Worm rubs out competitor's malware, then takes control -- All your compromised credentials are belong to us now instead of the other gang

8 days ago

Cyber Crime -- Disgraced US gov software contractor found guilty of database destruction -- Twin brother still faces trial over broader cybercrime allegations

8 days ago

Security -- 'Dirty Frag' Linux flaw one-ups CopyFail with no patches and public root exploit -- Broken disclosure embargo left admins facing a fresh root-level flaw with no CVE

8 days ago

Security - Meta U-turns on encryption push for Instagram as DMs go plaintext - After years of insisting end-to-end encryption was the future of online comms, Zuckcorp has handed itself full visibility into user chats once again

12 days ago

Hackers ate my homework: Educational SaaS Canvas down after cyberattack - ShinyHunters takes the credit and gives developer an F for security

16 hours ago

Meta fights Ofcom over how many billions count as billions -- Social media biz says watchdog's fine formula is 'disproportionate' and should stop counting global revenue

8 days ago

Fake IT workers rented laptops to Nork scammers, got prison time -- Matthew Isaac Knoot and Erick Ntekereze Prince will each do 18 months for hosting laptops used by North Korean IT workers to remotely infiltrate US companies

9 days ago

60% of MD5 password hashes are crackable in under an hour -- Happy World Password Day! Maybe it's finally time to kill this holiday in favor of World No-More-Passwords Day?

9 days ago

GitHub says internal repos exfiltrated after poisoned VS Code extension attack

1 hour ago

America's top cyber-defense agency left a GitHub repo open with with passwords, keys, tokens – and incredibly obvious filenames

19 hours ago

Clear your calendar, Drupal user: You have a critically urgent patch to install

19 hours ago

Shai-Hulud keeps burrowing: 314 npm packages infected after another account compromise

23 hours ago

Crook leaks 468k+ records, claims they pwned Portugal's postal carrier

1 day ago

Do fear the Reaper - stealer swipes macOS users' passwords, wallets, then backdoors them

1 day ago

Shai-Hulud copycat worm infects yet another npm package

1 day ago

Linux kernel flaw opens root-only files to unprivileged users

1 day ago

Public Sector -- Civil servants to protest outside Capita AGM over pension shambles -- Union demands government strips outsourcer of contract after delays, bereavement failures, and data breach

5 days ago

Columnists -- AI will soon be capable of telling convincing lies -- That's fine when playing poker, but less useful when we trust LLMs with serious work like finding software flaws

2 days ago

Security -- Malware crew TeamPCP open-sources its Shai-Hulud worm on GitHub -- Where it's been well and truly forked, seemingly without Microsoft's code locker noticing

5 days ago

AI + ML -- Execs admit AI makes them value human workers less -- As suits say they're burning cash on brainboxes without seeing results

6 days ago

Security -- Doozy of a Patch Tuesday includes 30 critical Microsoft CVEs -- The good news: no 0-days. The bad news: busy week ahead for Microsoft admins

6 days ago

AI + ML -- Google users fight for refunds as unauthorized API usage bills soar -- 'What the hell is going on? It's just draining my money'

4 days ago

CYBER-CRIME -- Foxconn confirms cyberattack after ransomware crew claims it stole confidential Apple, Nvidia files -- Affected factories back up and running, we're told

6 days ago

Personal Tech -- Google launches line of Android laptops festooned with Gemini AI -- If you're not a fan of having AI baked into your OS, look elsewhere

7 days ago

aI + ML -- Hollywood A-listers back proposed standard that would pay them when AI uses their likeness or work -- RSL Media expands machine-readable licensing rules to cover AI use of identities and creative works

7 days ago

Offbeat - US Army goes green-ish, wants soldiers munching on plant proteins

1 day ago

Sovereign cloud is only possible if you're Chinese or American: Gartner -- Which is awkward for European orgs who fear US clouds might leave the continent

9 days ago

Cloudflare to fire 1,100 staff whose jobs just aren't AI enough -- Around 20 percent of staff get an 'In one hour, you might not work here anymore' email

12 days ago

AWS warns of EC2 'impairment' as power loss hits notorious US-EAST-1 region -- Extra aircon found to cool overheating datacenter as users complain their resources are... nowhere

12 days ago

IBM Cloud evaporates as datacenter loses power -- Customers say services were down for at least 4 hours, while status page showed no issues

12 days ago

Neocloud IREN buys OpenStack champion Mirantis -- Former bitcoin miner plans to build an easier cloudy AI on ramp while remaining a friend to FOSS

13 days ago

Microsoft to stop taking reservations for 17 Azure VM flavours, kill 13 in 2028 -- Haswell's had its day and Skylake and Cascade Lake are draining away

14 days ago

UK drivers' agency shrugs off claims of week-long booking site smashes, blames browser configs -- Agency insists everything is working fine, even though users spend days failing to load it

14 days ago

ICANN opens applications for new generic top-level domains for the first time since 2012 -- $227k gets you a hearing for your dot.vanity project, or strings in one of 27 scripts

14 days ago

Google Cloud suspended major customer Railway.com without cause, causing outage -- This is the service we get when we spend $10m plus? asks automated code deployment outfit

8 hours ago

Broadcom finds a VMware customer willing to stick around: London Stock Exchange -- LSEG signs up for five more years of Cloud Foundation, but keeps quiet on how much it'll cost

1 day ago

Baidu says the quiet part out loud – you can't build AI infrastructure, so clouds can cash in -- CFO says GPU rentals are 'structurally higher margin than CPU cloud'

1 day ago

Tencent admits GPUs only pay for themselves when powering personalized ads -- Chinese web giant says accelerator shortage is over as local hardware arrives in volume

6 days ago

Congress investigates Canvas breach as company pays ransom -- Instructure CEO Steve Daly's got some explaining to do

6 days ago

AirBit crypto Ponzi victims can now claim slice of $400M asset haul -- After guilty pleas, prison terms, and seizures, the DOJ has opened the compensation process

6 days ago

US bank reports itself after slinging customer data at 'unauthorized AI app' -- Volume and sensitivity of the data cited as chief concerns

6 days ago

SpaceX Starship completes Wet Dress Rehearsal, gets ready for launch -- Launch of Musk's monster rocket could be in May

7 days ago

NHS England confirms: Palantir staff can access patient data -- Tech firm's employees can get an 'admin' role letting them into the National Data Integration Tenant... and its identifiable information

8 days ago

Cache-poisoning caper turns TanStack npm packages toxic -- Six-minute supply chain blitz pushed 84 malicious versions with credential theft and disk-wiping code

6 days ago

EU browser choice rules send millions more users Firefox's way -- Mozilla claims the Digital Markets Act delivered lasting bump, invites Britain to do similar

8 days ago

Personal tech -- Microsoft makes Copilot easier to summon, harder to ignore in Office -- It looks like you're trying to get more Microsoft 365 users to engage with your assistant. Would you like help?

7 days ago

Security -- Apple, Google drag cross-platform texting into the encrypted age -- After years of stopping dead at the green bubble border, iPhone and Android users can finally send E2EE messages without relying on third-party apps

6 days ago

Backup script ingested an accidental asterisk and deleted everything

2 days ago

Lab worker built a fake PC to nuke his lunch

4 days ago

Hope your holiday was horrid: You botched the last thing you did before leaving

14 days ago

PowerPoint punishment sent users into an infinite loop after lunch

12 days ago

'Invisible mouse' made a mess of PC rebuild

12 days ago

IT manager approved downtime over lunch, but made a meal of it

12 days ago

The developer who came in from the cold and melted a mainframe

12 days ago

Security contractor blew the whistle on support crew's viral indifference

12 days ago

Junior disobeyed orders and tried untested feature during a live robot demo

12 days ago

Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble

12 days ago

Bug that wiped customer data saved the day – and a contract

12 days ago

Server crashes traced to one very literal knee-jerk reaction

12 days ago

Work experience kids messed with manager's PC to send him to Ctrl-Alt-Del hell

12 days ago

Final step to put new website into production deleted it instead

12 days ago

Tech support chap invented fake fix for non-problem and watched it spread across the office

12 days ago

Techie's one ring brought darkness by shorting a server

12 days ago

Marketing 'genius' destroyed a printer by trying to fix a paper jam

12 days ago

ATM maintenance tech broke the bank by forgetting to return a key

12 days ago

Techie banned from client site for outage he didn't cause

12 days ago

Techie turned the tables on office bullies with remote access rumble

12 days ago

New boss was bad, his attitude was ugly, so the tech team pranked him good

12 days ago

Techie 'forgot' to tell boss their cost-saving idea meant a day of gaming

12 days ago

Untrained techie broke the rules, made a mistake, and found a better way to work

12 days ago

Web dev's crawler took down major online bookstore by buying too many books

12 days ago

Dev's last-day-of-contract code helped to crash app used by 350,000 people

12 days ago

Developer made one wrong click and sent his AWS bill into the stratosphere

12 days ago

Techie ran up $40,000 bill trying to download a driver

12 days ago

'ERP down for emergency maintenance' was code for 'You deleted what?'

12 days ago

Frustrated consultant 'went full Hulk' and started smashing hardware

12 days ago

Company that made power systems for servers didn't know why its own machines ran out of juice

12 days ago

Techies tossed appliance that had no power cord, but turned out to power their company

12 days ago

Techie found an error message so rude the CEO of IBM apologized for it

12 days ago

Intern had no idea what not to do, so nearly mangled a mainframe

12 days ago

Bored developers accidentally turned their watercooler into a bootleg brewery

12 days ago

After deleting a web server, I started checking what I typed before hitting 'Enter'

12 days ago

Playing ball games in the datacenter was obviously stupid, but we had to win the league

12 days ago

I was a part-time DBA. After this failover foul-up, they hired a full-time DBA

12 days ago

CIO made a dangerous mistake and ordered his security team to implement it

12 days ago

Teen interns brute-forced a disk install, with predictable results

12 days ago

Pay attention, class: Today you'll learn the wrong way to turn things off

12 days ago

Tech bro denied dev's hard-earned bonus for bug that overcharged a little old lady

12 days ago

Intern did exactly what he was told and turned off the wrong server

12 days ago

Under-qualified sysadmin crashed Amazon.com for 3 hours with a typo

12 days ago

Junior developer's code worked in tests, destroyed data in production

12 days ago

Yes, I wrote a very expensive bug. In my defense I was only seven years old at the time

12 days ago

Junior sysadmin's first lines of code set off alarms. His next lot crashed the company

12 days ago

Techie went home rather than fix mistake that caused a massive meltdown

12 days ago

Techie exposed giant tax grab, maybe made government change the rules

12 days ago

Field support chap got married – which took down a mainframe

12 days ago

Admin brought his drill to work, destroyed disks and crashed a datacenter

12 days ago

HPE drops first Juniper x Aruba collab – self-driving Wi-Fi

12 days ago

It's always DNS: Denic says sorry for crashing Germany's internet

14 days ago

Vodafone dials up full control of joint venture with Three in £4.3B deal

14 days ago

Inside Amazon Web Services' plan to make networking disappear

14 days ago

Iran hints it could interfere with submarine cables in the Strait of Hormuz

1 day ago

Europe tests laser links as satellite comms outgrow radio

1 day ago

Utah tells porn sites to take the P out of VPNs, and it's their fault that they can't

2 days ago

Cisco to fire 4,000 staff and generously give them free training – on Cisco

6 days ago

FCC walks back router update ban before it bricks America's network security

7 days ago

Lawsuit brought by former store operators missing from Vodafone results

7 days ago

Britain pays Starlink millions despite Musk's calls to overthrow UK government

8 days ago

Veteran network architect proposes IPv8 – to improve IPv4, not leapfrog v6

8 days ago

Akamai surges on big LLM deal as Cloudflare dims

11 days ago

FleetWave outage takes another turn. Chevin confirms crooks accessed customer data -- A month after bringing systems back online, SaaS vendor tells customers attackers potentially walked off with operational data, contact details, and payroll numbers

6 days ago

Japan's PM orders cybersecurity review to stop Mythos going full CyberZilla -- Fears exponential increase in attack scale and speed

7 days ago

GitLab promises a different kind of layoff as biz pivots toward AI -- Code hosting biz is trimming its global footprint and flattening its management layer

8 days ago

Red Hat blasts RHEL 10.1 into orbit aboard Voyager's micro datacenter -- Orbital compute platform, which launched on a mission to the ISS last year, gets an immutable upgrade alongside refreshed container images

8 days ago

Quit VMware and you'll emerge with more complex and less capable infrastructure -- Analyst says modernizing applications is probably a better use of your time than hypervisor migration

8 days ago

Double Canvas breach acknowledged as ShinyHunters sets new pay-or-leak deadline -- UPDATED: Sorry, kids, everything's back up so get to work on your new assignment - An essay on the ethics of paying ransoms, because it looks like that's what happened here

7 days ago

Software - Rodent-obsessed developer creates Ratty to bring 3D graphics to the command line

3 days ago

aI + ML -- Microsoft researchers find AI models and agents can't handle long-running tasks -- An intern who failed this much would be shown the door

7 days ago

Security -- Cookie thieves caught stealing dev secrets via fake Claude Code installers -- New IElevator2 COM interface? No problem

7 days ago

AI + ML -- OpenAI can't have incompetent AI consultants ruining the market, so bought its own

8 days ago

oSes -- Debian 14 cracks down on unreproducible packages -- Dull but important ... so, a bit like Debian itself, really

8 days ago

Anthropic's bug-hunting Mythos was greatest marketing stunt ever, says cURL creator -- After all that hype, AI scanner found one low-severity cURL flaw

7 days ago

Gtk2-NG, next generation of Gtk 2, comes back to life -- Debian 14 plans to ax Gtk2 – and hard pruning stimulates fresh growth

8 days ago

BWH Hotels guests warned after reservation data checks out with cybercrooks -- Customers urged to keep an eye out for phisherfolk

7 days ago

DevOps -- Feature freeze for Python 3.15 as first beta released -- JIT compiler much improved, but no reinstatement for leaky incremental garbage collector

2 days ago

AI + ML -- Google says criminals used AI-built zero-day in planned mass hack spree -- GTIG says AI-powered hacking has moved well beyond phishing emails and chatbot tricks

7 days ago

SoftBank bets on battery building to back bit barns -- Tech investment giant wants batteries for its own AI datacenters, and lots of them

8 days ago

Water company's leaky security earns near-£1M fine -- Utility provider failed to detect Cl0p ransomware attack for nearly two years

7 days ago

Checkmarx tackles another TeamPCP intrusion as Jenkins plugin sabotaged -- Cybercrooks ruin engineers' weekends with Saturday attack

8 days ago

NASA's bid to save Swift from fiery death passes another hurdle -- Katalyst's LINK spacecraft clears Goddard tests before Pegasus rocket integration

9 days ago

Security -- Linus Torvalds says AI-powered bug hunters have made Linux security mailing list 'almost entirely unmanageable'

19 hours ago

AI + ML -- Google users fight for refunds as unauthorized API usage bills soar

4 days ago

Systems -- Europe built sovereign clouds to escape US control. Then forgot about the processors

1 day ago

Off-Prem -- Tencent admits GPUs only pay for themselves when powering personalized ads

3 days ago

DevOps -- Anthropic's Bun Rust rewrite merged at speed of AI

11 hours ago

UK Typhoon jets fitted with bargain-bin drone busters for Middle East sorties -- Low-cost laser-guided rockets offer cheaper way to swat Shahed-style threats than firing pricey air-to-air missiles

1 day ago

UK reloads artillery plans with £1B remote-control howitzer order -- 72 Boxer-mounted RCH 155s due from 2028 as Britain fills the gap left by AS-90s sent to Ukraine

5 days ago

Grad-to-be turns graduation cap into Rust-powered light show -- Eric Park tells us he doesn't plan to wear his modified cap to commencement, but his code's available for anyone with no such qualms and an upcoming ceremony

5 days ago

This browser add-in doesn't just hide ads, it tells you to OBEY -- Chromium extension swaps promos for John Carpenter-style subliminal slogans

7 days ago

Man jailed for packing printer with something more expensive than toner: Cocaine -- Class A drugs loaded instead of A4

7 days ago

Windows update prompt joins the Post Office queue -- Customers left staring at restart plea with no keyboard, mouse, or hope

8 days ago

The latest innovation in UK public transport: Schrödinger's trains -- Who knows what is going where. Might as well have a lovely beer instead.

9 days ago

London's BT Tower to get rooftop swimming pool -- Imagine taking a dip 177m above the streets of London's West End

11 days ago

Vi clone written in BASIC proves old habits :wq hard -- A few hundred lines of Yabasic recreate just enough to keep modal editing muscle memory alive

12 days ago

Lego throws its own Hail Mary -- Movie-inspired set ticks the clever Technic box, but at a price

12 days ago

Bus station display takes the Windows 10 road to nowhere -- Spikes deter pigeons, but Microsoft still managed to foul the screen

12 days ago

Young evil genius forces hamster to run on wheel to power his gadgets -- Okay, the rodent was a willing participant - after all, who turns down treats for a spin that charges a phone?

13 days ago

IBM tried to kill Tab navigation. Microsoft told it Bill Gates' mother wasn't interested -- Big Blue escalated the OS/2 keyboard squabble through seven layers of management. Redmond's answer? Nope

8 days ago

UK puts £20.5M behind 'numberplate for the skies' to keep tabs on drones -- Remote ID system will log aircraft identity and location as ministers try to stop rogue flyers grounding airports

14 days ago

Viva la revolución: LinkedIn profile visitor lists belong to the people, says Noyb -- GDPR Article 15 doesn't care if you want to make money by selling users' data back to them

14 days ago

DIY mystery box will wow your friends by hinting at what the ionosphere is up to -- A rough guide to when your signal will behave, or not

14 days ago

Unexpected item in Windows' bagging area -- Activating Windows will cost more than a couple of cheap carrier bags

14 days ago

Hobbyist xenomorphs Raspberry Pi into Alien-themed DIY laptop -- Everything you need to build the PS-85 is available from its designer's website, even if you can't get to space

14 days ago

Just in time for Labour Day, China makes it illegal to fire humans if AI takes their jobs -- PLUS: Samsung cashes in on RAM prices; Booze from space fetches huge price; China's hyperscalers surge

14 days ago

Britain's £6B armoured sickener Ajax cleared for duty despite injuring troops -- Investigation finds no single cause for soldiers falling ill, just bad bolts, cold air, and apparently the soldiers themselves

14 days ago

Databricks can't seem to shake authors' copyright claim that could result in 'extraordinary' damages -- Authors say it acquired an LLM that was trained on their copyrighted data, and judge keeps asking for more info

14 days ago

Bork in Prague: SUSE's keynote gods demand their tribute -- Linux vendor touts European independence while rate limits, Chromium popups, and cold sparks steal the show

14 days ago

Cloudera had US candidates send resumes to a fake email address, DoJ charges -- PERM filings require employers to show American workers had a fair shot at the role

14 days ago

Australia threatens tech companies with 2.25 percent tax if they don't pay publishers -- Last time an idea like this came up, Meta packed up its toys and went home

14 days ago

China blocks Zuck's acquisition of AI outfit Manus -- Back to the drawing board for Meta's AI ambitions

14 days ago

Friendster rises from the grave to make social media great again -- No ads, no algorithm, and you actually have to physically tap phones to add a friend

14 days ago

In the beginning was the Bork: 'Heart of the Earth' exhibit reveals Raspberry Pi in existential crisis -- Dynamic Earth's ancient rock holds not primordial crystal, but a tiny Linux box having a bad day

14 days ago

BOFH: Arrr, I smell piracy ... and it's comin' from a machine with executive privileges -- Hang on, can't we just turn off the internet?

14 days ago

Google Meet or Google Mute? Even CEOs get borked sometimes -- Video conferencing has tripped us all up. Now cloud chief Thomas Kurian gets his turn

14 days ago

NASA reckons the Artemis II heat shield performed like a champ -- Good news for future missions as initial findings agree with agency's design decision

14 days ago

FAA grounds Blue Origin's New Glenn as it probes missed satellite delivery 'mishap' -- One of two second stage engines misbehaved, administration must sign off report before flights resume

14 days ago

NASA Inspector fears new spacesuits won't be ready for Moon landing -- Dud contracts, proprietary designs, and zero-experience supplier make for quite the mess

14 days ago

You too can build a nuclear battery from junk you have lying around the house -- It won't provide much juice, but its creator calls it a 'nanowatt nuclear power plant'

14 days ago

Blue Origin nails the landing, but puts the payload satellite in the wrong orbit -- Wouldn't be the first time a Jeff Bezos company left a package in the wrong place

14 days ago

NASA working on 'Big Bang' upgrade to keep the Voyagers alive for longer -- Tests scheduled for May can't come soon enough after VGER 1 power glitch led to instrument shutdown

14 days ago

NASA gets the ball rolling on its part in Europe's jinxed Mars rover mission -- Rosalind Franklin moving again, though another budget cut looms

14 days ago

Would you like fries with that terminal? -- Jack might be on Track, but the order screen certainly isn't

14 days ago

Mars rover hits rocky snag with power tool -- All driller, no filler

13 days ago

Science - More missions, less money, higher risk: NASA's back to the '90s playbook

8 days ago

Artemis III aims for 'late 2027' for Earth orbit demonstration -- SpaceX and Blue Origin will absolutely be ready in time. Definitely

14 days ago

SpaceX rocket set for unintentional Moon landing – well, a piece of it anyway -- But unlike most junkers, it'll be traveling faster than the speed of sound, claims astronomy software dev

14 days ago

ESA boss tires of being dragged around by NASA mood swings

1 hour ago

Space factories edge closer after experimental capsule survives hypersonic landing

4 hours ago

NASA's Psyche mission set for a brief encounter with Mars

4 days ago

NASA fleshes out Artemis III, the Moon mission that won't go to the Moon

6 days ago

NASA boss: make Pluto a planet again -- Despite looming science cuts, Isaacman finds resources to poke the planetary hornet nest

14 days ago

Trump admin pays wind developers to quit, back fossil fuel projects -- DoI offers up to $885M if they abandon offshore wind projects

14 days ago

Despite proposed science cuts, NASA boss says 'We haven't canceled anything yet' -- That 'yet' is sure doing a lot of heavy lifting if the budget for science is slashed

14 days ago

SpaceX dusts off Falcon Heavy for first flight in 18 months -- Side boosters to make simultaneous touchdown while center core takes one for the team

14 days ago

Solid-state batteries hold more juice, but keep cracking up. Now researchers know why -- Two teams, similar diagnosis: Ceramic electrolytes still refusing to cooperate

14 days ago

Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope trumps Trump cuts, is launch-ready ahead of schedule -- Revolutionary telescope aiming for space after multiple near death experiences

14 days ago

Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom -- No sparks, no glory

8 days ago

BOFH: If the meatbags can't agree on aircon, AI will decide for them -- How were we to know Bikram Choudhury was in the training data?

14 days ago

BOFH: Are you ready to raise our expense account limits now? -- Yet another AI sales creep ruined by PFY's manual reading tactics

8 days ago

BOFH: What physics defines as impossible, sales calls a challenge -- The Boss imagineers a new laptop spec with help from AI

8 days ago

BOFH: Nobody would be stupid enough to go live with the mirror system, surely -- Oh. Well. Color us surprised

8 days ago

BOFH: Loss adjuster discovers liability is a two-way street -- Insurance negotiations take a turn for the Thames

8 days ago

BOFH: Eight pints of a lager and a management breakthrough -- The Boss has been on a retreat, which means he needs a factory reset ASAP

8 days ago

BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads -- Boss's bright idea enshittifies itself in record time

8 days ago

BOFH: The Christmas spirit has run dry – time to show some chiller instinct -- After the boardroom is ransacked, it's straight into Arse Covering 101

8 days ago

OSES -- Linux kernel maintainers pitch emergency killswitch after CopyFail and Dirty Frag chaos -- Instead of waiting for patch cycles, admins could simply shut down vulnerable functions before attackers get there

7 days ago

Personal Tech -- Classic Outlook's Quick Steps trip over Microsoft bug -- Client's handy automations get grayed out unless you know the keyboard shortcut

8 days ago

Taiwan's train cyber-trauma reveals a global system that's coming off the tracks -- That's not a radio. THIS is a radio

1 day ago