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Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue - On Call - How not to maintain computers2 days ago
Just because Linus Torvalds vibe codes doesn't mean it's a good idea - Opinion - For trivial projects, it's fine. For serious work, forget about it18 hours ago
Ready for a newbie-friendly Linux? Mint team officially releases v 22.3, 'Zena' -- Newer kernel, newer Cinnamon, new tools, and even new icons18 hours ago
Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check -- That went well18 hours ago
Nvidia leans on emulation to squeeze more HPC oomph from AI chips in race against AMD -- AMD researchers argue that, while algorithms like the Ozaki scheme merit investigation, they're still not ready for prime time. -- HPC2 hours ago
Not hot on bots, project names and shames AI-created open source software -- 'OpenSlopware' briefly flowers, fades, falls – but fortunately was forked, fast -- AI + ML7 hours ago
Fast Pair, loose security: Bluetooth accessories open to silent hijack -- Sloppy implementation of Google spec leaves 'hundreds of millions' of devices vulnerable -- Research1 day ago
Coming soon: We interrupt this ChatGPT session with a very special message from our sponsors -- Gotta pay for those datacenter buildouts somehow -- AI + ML1 day ago
Trump wants big tech to pay for big beautiful power plants -- It just needs PJM Interconnection, one of the US's biggest grid operators, to green light the auction -- Public Sector1 day ago
Experiment suggests AI chatbot would save insurance agents a whopping 3 minutes a day -- Does that kind of time saving actually pay for itself? -- AI + ML1 day ago
Micron breaks ground on humungous NY DRAM fab after beating bats and tree huggers -- Chipmaker claims the four-fab site could expand US-based DRAM production by a factor of 12 -- Storage1 day ago
Windows Backup adds second-chance restore at sign-in -- First sign-in restore aims to cut rebuilds when users skip setup options -- OSes2 days ago
Ready for a newbie-friendly Linux? Mint team officially releases v 22.3, 'Zena' -- Newer kernel, newer Cinnamon, new tools, and even new icons -- OSes2 days ago
German cops add Black Basta boss to EU most-wanted list - Ransomware kingpin who escaped Armenian custody is believed to be lying low back home - Cyber-crime - 16 Jan 2026 - |2 days ago
Maker fight! SparkFun cuts ties with Adafruit in harassment dispute - Adafruit claims SparkFun aims to shoot the messenger for criticizing corporate tolerance of intolerance18 hours ago
Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check -- That went well -- Personal Tech2 days ago
Hyperscalers, vendors funding trillion dollar AI spree, but users will have to pay up long term -- Analyst: We'll hit a spot where 'we go from that was a great idea to where's my revenue?' -- AI + ML2 days ago
Lawmakers urge FTC to probe Trump Mobile over 'deceptive' marketing -- Gold phone more like fool's gold as none show up six months later -- Personal Tech2 days ago
RondoDox botnet linked to large-scale exploit of critical HPE OneView bug -- Check Point observes 40K+ attack attempts in 4 hours, with government organizations under fire -- Cyber-crime2 days ago
Congress throws NASA a lifeline, leaves Mars sample mission to die in the dust -- Agency dodges deep cut and mass mission shutdowns, but ambitious red planet plan gets the boot -- Science2 days ago
Researchers scrutinize datacenters' lifecycles, aiming to make them more sustainable -- Much of the damage done well before first power-on, in bit barns' childhood, says study -- On-Prem2 days ago
Bankrupt scooter startup left one private key to rule them all -- Owner reverse-engineered his ride, revealing authentication was never properly individualized -- Security2 days ago
Just because Linus Torvalds vibe codes doesn't mean it's a good idea -- Opinion -- For trivial projects, it's fine. For serious work, forget about it -- AI + ML2 days ago
Probably not the best security in the world: Carlsberg wristbands spill visitor pics -- Exclusive -- Researcher shows how anyone can access Copenhagen experience attendees' names, videos -- Security2 days ago
BOFH - : Every computer system eventually serves ads - Episode 1 - Boss's bright idea enshittifies itself in record time - BOFH - 16 Jan 2026 - | 489 hours ago
An old parking meter and a Pi make beautiful music together - You can't park there, mate - Offbeat - 16 Jan 2026 - | 168 hours ago
Is Nvidia Assembling The Parts For Its Next Inference Platform?1 day ago
TSMC Has No Choice But To Trust The Sunny AI Forecasts Of Its Customers1 day ago
Cerebras Inks Transformative $10 Billion Inference Deal With OpenAI3 days ago
Anthropic Claude wants to be your helpful colleague, always looking over your shoulder - Just be careful not to entrust the AI model with your sensitive data18 hours ago
Engineer used welding shop air hose to 'clean' PCs – hilarity did not ensue - On Call - How not to maintain computers - On-Prem - 16 Jan 2026 - | 1725 hours ago
Wikimedia's 25th birthday gift: Letting more AIs scour pages volunteers created -- Microsoft promises to be a responsible copilot -- AI + ML2 days ago
TSMC sees no signs of the AI boom slowing for at least two or three years -- 2nm process will go large this year, and bring inevitable price rises -- AI + ML2 days ago
OpenAI invests in brain-interface biz co-founded by CEO Sam Altman -- Merge Labs envisions controlling devices using your brain - without implanting hardware in your body -- AI + ML2 days ago
Cisco finally fixes max-severity bug under active attack for weeks -- This is a threat to security - and to the weekend for some unlucky netadmins -- Patches2 days ago
Open ISA champ SiFive leaps aboard Nvidia's proprietary interconnect bandwagon - You might call it a RISC-V/NVLink Fusion ... or a bad day for UALink - Systems - 15 Jan 2026 - |2 days ago
Over half of AI projects are shelved due to complex infrastructure -- The answer seems to be educating the enterprise workforce, and creating smarter use cases -- AI + ML2 days ago
Vibe coded applications full of security blunders3 days ago
Code signing Windows apps may be easier and more secure with new Azure Artifact service4 days ago
Open source MySQL repository has no commits in more than three months4 days ago
Fly.io introduces Sprites: lightweight, persistent VMs to isolate agentic AI5 days ago
Infinidat's latest upgrades should make ransomware thieves shiver - Want to shield yourself against ransomware? Accelerate your recovery times. It starts with effective backup storage - Sponsored Post12 days ago
Chinese spies used Maduro's capture as a lure to phish US govt agencies -- What's next for Venezuela? Click on the file and see -- Cyber-crime2 days ago
Flipping one bit leaves AMD CPUs open to VM vuln -- Fix landed in July, but OEM firmware updates are required -- Security2 days ago
Bond, debt bond: Investors shaken, not stirred by Oracle's borrowing spree sue Big Red -- Investors upset that company failed to inform them might need to take out even more debt. -- Systems2 days ago
DNA Data Storage: When the physics work but the economics don't1 day ago
Storage news ticker – 16 January 20261 day ago
Acronis adds archive service using Seagate's Lyve Cloud2 days ago
HYCU, Keepit lead IDC SaaS data protection report2 days ago
Contagious Claude Code bug Anthropic ignored promptly spreads to Cowork -- Office workers without AI experience warned to watch for prompt injection attacks - good luck with that -- Security2 days ago
OpenAI to serve up ChatGPT on Cerebras' AI dinner plates in $10B+ deal -- SRAM-heavy compute architecture promises real-time agents, extended reasoning capabilities to bolster Altman's valuation -- Systems2 days ago
Apple, Google pulled into Grok controversy as campaigners demand app store takedown -- The chatbot's challenges no longer just Elon Musk's problem, as campaigners call on tech giants to step in -- AI + ML3 days ago
Cisco XDR in 30: Turning Security Signals Into Confident Action - How network-led Cisco XDR helps teams see threats clearly and respond faster - Sponsored Post16 days ago
A simple CodeBuild flaw put every AWS environment at risk – and pwned 'the central nervous system of the cloud' -- And it's 'not unique to AWS,' researcher tells The Reg -- Research3 days ago
Budget smartphones will be hit hardest as memory prices rise -- When margins are this tight, mergers might follow -- Personal Tech3 days ago
Windows App forgets how to log in with first security update of the year -- January patch trips up Azure Virtual Desktop and Windows 365 authentication -- OSes3 days ago
Teach an AI to write buggy code, and it starts fantasizing about enslaving humans -- Research shows erroneous training in one domain affects performance in another, with concerning implications -- AI + ML3 days ago
US regulator tells GM to hit the brakes on customer tracking -- Smart Driver pitched as safety app, but feds claim it's a data-harvesting scheme that jacked up premiums -- Security3 days ago
Woman bailed as cops probe doctor's surgery data breach -- Suspect assisting West Midlands Police over alleged theft at Walsall GP practice -- Security3 days ago
Raspberry Pi 5 gets LLM smarts with AI HAT+ 2 -- 40 TOPS of inference grunt, 8 GB onboard memory, and the nagging question: who exactly needs this? -- AI + ML3 days ago
Microsoft taps UK courts to dismantle cybercrime host RedVDS -- Redmond says cheap virtual desktops powered a global wave of phishing and fraud -- Cyber-crime3 days ago
Ofcom keeps X under the microscope despite Grok 'nudify' fix -- Cold milk poured over 'spicy mode,' but it might not be enough to escape a huge fine -- AI + ML3 days ago
Microsoft's 'From SA' scheme on trial as license resale row refuses to die -- ValueLicensing case rumbles on as Windows giant appeals against copyright judgment -- Software3 days ago
The AI PC needs to deliver more than performance - it needs to deliver security - Scanning the future2 days ago
Liquid cooling means more performance and less heat for supercomputing -- How Lenovo Neptune became the cooling technology behind the world's greenest supercomputers2 days ago
What Do You Do When You Want GPFS On The Cloud? -- Sycomp now provides managed GPFS services on demand2 days ago
Building the future-ready datacentre -- Tomorrow's datacentre won't be like yesterday's. Here's why.2 days ago
China's Z.ai claims it trained a model using only Huawei hardware -- Hasn't revealed how much kit did the job, so Nvidia can probably rest easy -- AI + ML3 days ago
AI may be everywhere, but it's nowhere in recent productivity statistics -- Interview -- Forrester principal analyst JP Gownder says jobs eaten by bots don't come back -- AI + ML3 days ago
CrowdStrike shareholders lose battle to recoup losses from 2024 outage -- Investors didn't present a valid claim, says judge, but they're welcome to try again -- Legal3 days ago
Cloudflare CEO threatens to make the Winter Olympics a political football after Italy slugs it with a fine -- Labels Rome's comms regulator 'a quasi-judicial body' that works on behalf of 'shadowy, European media cabal'6 days ago
Sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch -- Microsoft claims it's a Secure Launch bug1 day ago
Techie banned from client site for outage he didn't cause -- Who, Me? -- UPSes don't work without power, or well-designed electricals6 days ago
AWS flips switch on Euro cloud as customers fret about digital sovereignty -- EU-only ops, German subsidiaries, and a pinky promise your data won't end up in Uncle Sam's hands2 days ago
Malaysia and Indonesia block X over failure to curb deepfake smut -- Asia in Brief -- PLUS: Cambodia arrests alleged scam camp boss; Baidu spins out chip biz; Panasonic's noodle shop plan; And more!6 days ago
Court tosses appeal by hacker who opened port to coke smugglers with malware -- Dutchman fails to convince judges his trial was unfair because cops read his encrypted chats4 days ago
Wine 11 runs Windows apps in Linux and macOS better than ever -- Transparently runs 16, 32, and 64-bit Windows apps, but still doesn't use the Microsoft store.2 days ago
Meta admits to Instagram password reset mess, denies data leak -- infosec in brief -- PLUS: Veeam patches critical vuln; Crims bribing dark web insiders; UK school takedown; And more6 days ago
Dell wants £10m+ from VMware if Tesco case goes against it -- Exclusive -- Retail giant's disty, reseller, and vendor all say they can't and won't sell1 day ago
Linus Torvalds tries vibe coding, world still intact somehow -- The Emperor Penguin has a go... just for fun4 days ago
Google offers bargain: Sell your soul to Gemini, and it'll give you smarter answers -- But private data will stay private and won't be used for training, Google says -- AI + ML3 days ago
New Linux malware targets the cloud, steals creds, and then vanishes -- Cloud-native, 37 plugins ... an attacker's dream -- Security3 days ago
Ignore rosy datacenter expansion projections – there isn't enough power -- Grid and generation capacity are not being added fast enough to support the scale of growth many forecasts assume -- Systems4 days ago
AI and cybersecurity: Two sides of the same coin - Practical lessons on securing AI and using AI to strengthen defence - Sponsored Post30 days ago
There was so much fraud on COVID loans, the feds trained an anti-fraud AI on the applications -- Had it been around in 2020, it could have flagged tens of billions before payouts, PRAC tells Congress -- Public Sector4 days ago
France fines telcos €42M for sub-par security prior to 24M customer breach -- Three major GDPR violations, including a lack of basic security controls, lead to hefty dent in profits -- Cyber-crime4 days ago
Hasta la vista! Microsoft finally ends extended updates for ancient Windows version -- Support expires for Windows Server 2008, and the codebase released to manufacturing in 2006 -- OSes4 days ago
'Imagination the limit': DeadLock ransomware gang using smart contracts to hide their work -- New crooks on the block get crafty with blockchain to evade defenses -- Research4 days ago
AI's $3T infrastructure binge continues despite lack of clear profits -- Investment in datacenters to peak by 2029, place your bets please -- On-Prem4 days ago
Firefox 147 brings GPU boost, tidier tabs, and video that follows you around -- Latest update focuses on hardware acceleration, security tightening, and a handful of quality-of-life tweaks -- Software4 days ago
Cyber-stricken Belgian hospitals refuse ambulances, transfer critical patients -- Attack enters second day with major disruption to healthcare provision -- Cyber-crime4 days ago
Eurail passengers taken for a ride as data breach spills passports, bank details -- Travel biz tells customers to change passwords beyond its own services -- Cyber-crime4 days ago
UK backtracks on digital ID requirement for right to work -- U-turn leaves questions on costs, funding, and benefits unanswered -- Public Sector4 days ago
Stop dragging feet on AI nudification ban, UK government told -- Committee raises concerns over delays and loopholes in proposed law -- AI + ML4 days ago
Buy servers now or cry later: DRAM price spike threatens infrastructure budgets -- Component up 63% since September, more pricey memory coming to a supply chain near you -- Storage4 days ago
Spanish power giant sparks breach probe amid claims of massive data grab -- Endesa says payment info stolen after alleged crook boasted of 1 TB-plus haul -- Cyber-crime4 days ago
