Dixons Carphone to London Stock Exchange: Yay, we grew 2% in the festive quarter. Oh, hang on, no we didn't -- 'Clerical error' causes major screw-up... misery loves company at UK's largest 'leccy retailer

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New SAP co-CEO 'runs simple' to Davos in Mercedes hydrogen car -- Just don't mention software giant's carbon-producing customers, 'cos that doesn't matter, right?

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EU've been naughty: GDPR has netted bloc €114m in fines since 2018 -- France, Germany and Austria house the most offenders – survey

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Microsoft picks a side, aims to make the business 'carbon-negative' by 2030 -- Plans to cancel out emissions from power consumption since 1975. No word on warming through excessive corporate hot air though

4 days ago

Azure consultant's Google image search results hotlinking sueball booted off the pitch by High Court -- British copyright law probably wasn't right way to do this one

5 days ago

The $4.3bn trial of the century is over! Now we wait for judgment

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This is also a system for GPs, right? UK doctors seek clarity over Health dept's £40m single sign-on funding -- Docs keen to hear how, as promised, project will make their own logins less of a Hancockup

5 days ago

Ex-Autonomy CFO Sushovan Hussain's part in the accounting badness was 'wildly overblown'

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Squirrel away a little IT budget for likely Brexit uncertainty, CIOs warned -- Plus: 'Member when we modelled sales for Remain? Good times – analyst

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Globo PC sales up for first time in 7 straight years – but market still 25% down on 2011 -- Like manna from Microsoft: Windows 7 great escape out-trumps crappy Intel CPU availability

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Alphabet's 'love rat' legal chief David Drummond ejects after 18 years at web goliath, no golden parachute attached -- Well, apart from a couple of hundred million bucks in stock sales

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The soap opera continues. HP again tells Xerox: Show us more money! -- $33bn 'significantly undervalue' the stock, your move again copier giant

12 days ago

Ministry of Justice bod jailed for stealing £1.7m with fake IT consulting contract -- He could have nicked £7m if he hadn't been caught

13 days ago

Business - 'Buyer's remorse' drove HP's legal crusade to go after Lynch, High Court told - Autonomy Trial - Plus: Top QC deplores courtroom use of 'Americanisms' | 55

11 days ago

Microsoft engineer caught up in sudden spate of entirely coincidental grilling of Iranian-Americans at US borders -- Officials deny claims of families being singled out for hours

14 days ago

UK government review of IR35 tax reforms? Like a broken pencil, say contractors groups – it'll be utterly pointless -- Hold onto your hats, people: HMRC to run webinars, workshops... introduction date still set for 6 April, though

14 days ago

Having trouble finding a job in your 40s? Study shows some bosses like job applicants... up until they see dates of birth -- Employers should de-emphasize face-to-face interviews, research suggests

15 days ago

Xerox grabs $24bn from banking titans to fund hostile takeover of HP Ink -- CEO and co-chair Visentin writes to HP board to say: Let's get this thing done

15 days ago

Business - Autonomy did count some hardware sales as marketing costs, ex-finance bod tells High Court - Autonomy trial - HP bad, Deloitte and Lynch and Hussain good, says current Invoke Capital bod - | 22

11 days ago

Security -- LastPass stores passwords so securely, not even its users can access them -- Updated -- Login management service sulks in days-long TITSUP* for some

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Hospital hacker spared prison after plod find almost 9,000 cardiac images at his home -- NHS working with cops and ICO to determine if patients must be told

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Servers -- Intel server chip shortages continue to bite: HPE warns of Xeon processor supply drought for the whole of 2020 -- Exclusive -- Traditional IT titans take backseat behind cloud giants

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Windows 7 back in black as holdouts report wallpaper-stripping shenanigans -- Suitable attire, seeing that it's dead

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Software -- The delights of on-site working – sun, sea and... WordPad wrangling? -- Who, Me? -- Things can only get better, unless someone misplaces the source

1 day ago

Big Falcon explosion as SpaceX successfully demos Crew Dragon abort systems -- Mere months until 'nauts get a ticket to ride?

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Artificial Intelligence -- How a Kaggle Grandmaster cheated in $25,000 AI contest with hidden code – and was fired from dream SV job -- Special report -- Pet adoption ML coder apologizes and says desire to be ranked #1 'compromised my judgement'

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Leave your admin interface's TLS cert and private key in your router firmware in 2020? Just Netgear things -- Finding sparks debate over bug disclosure – and how to secure a local gateway's web control panel

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Wave goodbye: DigitalOcean decimates workforce as co-founder reveals lack of profitability, leadership turmoil -- Literally: As much as 10% of employees at server-hosting biz laid off in 'non-cost-cutting' move

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'I am done with open source': Developer of Rust Actix web framework quits, appoints new maintainer -- Project author Nikolay Kim also given some community support after 'unsafe shitstorm'

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Dell slathers on factor XPS 13 to reveal new shiny with... ooh... a 0.1 inch bigger screen -- And, oh shucks, is that Corning's Gorilla Glass 6?

19 days ago

Y2K? How about Y2.02K as Lloyds suffers its second TITSUP* of the year -- Faster is the new slower where payments are concerned at Black Horse (Down) bank

19 days ago

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13 days ago

Policy -- Senior health tech pros warn NHS England: Be transparent with mass database trawl or face public backlash -- Son of Care.Data? Remember what happened to that first initiative. It didn't end well

15 days ago

Policy -- Uber forks out $4.4m to settle claims of rampant sexual harassment and retaliation in the Travis Kalanick era -- Dial-a-ride dev opens wallet to make complaints vanish

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Policy -- Sir John Redwood backs IR35 campaign, notes review would have to start 'immediately' before new off-payroll working rules kick in -- Do election promises mean anything?

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The Channel -- Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it? -- Reg's Logowatch team sad to report UK outsourcing baddie didn't get too creative

1 month ago

What's that Skippy? Google's coughed up $330m in tax Down Under? -- Before you gasp, settlement does cover audit of a full decade

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Post Office faces potential criminal probe over Fujitsu IT system's accounting failures -- High Court judge passes file to prosecutors following £58m civil suit settlement

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Samsung says sorry as union-busting chairman and VP head off for 18 months in the chokey -- Two dozen staff found guilty

1 month ago

Google security engineer says she was fired for daring to remind Googlers they do indeed have labor rights -- Web giant claims she broke rules with pro-union popup code – fellow techies reckon that's rubbish

1 month ago

Digital Ministry merry-go-round set to continue as Nicky Morgan reappointed, made a life peer -- 'Turns out that leaving the Cabinet is harder than leaving the EU' - former MP

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US and China wave white flags, hit pause button on trade war -- Pending tariffs on notebooks, phones, monitors shelved as super powers strike 'prelimary' deal

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Business - Lynch was 'willing to lie' to High Court over Autonomy whistleblower, claims HPE - Autonomy Trial - Plus: Meg Whitman and Co had 'buyer's remorse' over $11bn purchase - | 25

1 month ago

GlaxoSmithKline ditches IR35 contractors: Go PAYE or go home -- Flexible workforce look to pre-election promises

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1 month ago

Londoner admits illegally accessing National Lottery accounts -- Sentencing due in January for Sentry MBA shenanigans

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Hey Dixons, you know what's mobile? Your rapidly shrinking sales -- Loss-making unit still putting hurt on 'puters 'n' phones biz

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